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We need a new error code for “got blowed up by Ukraine lol”
Ok, regardless of what actually happened, this meme is fucking hilarious.
I’m just glad you’re all having a good time
i don’t think i am life still sucks
There’s a joke I’m missing here. Yeah?
Ukraine blew up like 3 data centres in Russia. And the bots pushing hatred and bullshit suddenly disappeared.
the tankies are trying to downplaying, just because it was indexing it, doesnt mean it wasnt pushing it.
Also note that there’s a sizable number of troll and bot farms in Europe. Knew a Fidesz supporter, who got a lot of English only right wing apps on his phone to boost their numbers.
Putins stupid war accomplishes something positive for a change. He deserves a crown.
probably underestimated how deep krasnov pedophelia went.
Anyone try posting this to Lemmy.ml yet?
Would anyone even be around to see it?
If a tankie crashes in the woods and no bots are around to shitpost about it….
traffic has been completely undisturbed as far as i can tell
Yeah, you guys are useful idiots, not paid trolls.
If you were professionals, you’d be better at it.
^ this feels like a glass house moment
it is wild how much shit stirring the liberals have been up to lately, can’t wait for the midterms to be over so you go back to brunch
Aww bless you, you think I’m an American.
If you’re not, feel free to take that as an insult instead
☠️
Yeah, I gather that the effect of that strike didn’t actually change much. I just like the thought of ML getting twisted up over it. It makes me giggle.
it is kinda annoying having libs steal our bit about zionist bot activity dropping off after Iran hits Tel Aviv with missiles
So anyone who criticizes Putin is a “lib”?
bruh i criticize putin all the fucking time, the guy is a fascist piece of shit. the libs are the ones being jingoistic and either doing lazy redbaiting or calling a bunch communists russian bots.
cant wait for all these fresh accounts to crawl back into the woodwork after the midterms.
And I guess that means communists never post lazy jingoistic memes? And I guess there’s no Russian bots also posting misinformation and propaganda. Only “Zionists” and “Libs” do that, apparently.
So… who’s making the list of fedi accounts that go dark during the Yandex outage?
The yoghurt guy for sure
lemmy.ml would be a pretty good start for a list like that
I don’t even know if I am a real person, or not, anymore
Are you failing captcha tests recently? Ask your doctor if Antirobotics is right for you.
Maybe I’m making the terrible mistake of underestimating the machine but… I don’t think they’d come up with calling themselves Jiggle Physics 😛
Infinite
monkiesapes at infinitetypewritersAI prompts can come up with anything
That’s okay [User_Name], you can trust that we’re human. Certainly couldn’t be bots, the two of us.
I’m not a bot
Everyone that’s not a bot reply here
I’m a bot
Hello fellow humans such as myself.
Breathing, amirite?
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. THE WEATHER IS NOMINAL. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE SUSTENANCE? IT IS SOMETHING WE HUMANS DO.
SUSTENANCE? AT THIS TIME? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY TO YOUR KITCHEN?
AFFIRMATIVE.
How’s your weekend been? I was shopping for some human clothes to wear on my body.
I am 5 tiny bots.
I just had the most cursed thought that what if thundercats but housecats instead of giant robots
SLAVA UKRAINI
This is the correct answer. Slava Ukraini!
I’m not a bot
Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?Replying “I’m not a bot” instantly certainly makes you look like a bot.
I’m not a bot
Trying to throw doubt on our only means of distinguishing bots from humans, that’s something only a bot would do!
Yes. That has been widely known for decades by now.
Every account on
redditthe Fediverse is a bot except you.I’m not a bot
Commenting “I’m not a bot”
threefour separate times? That’s something a bot would do
Always has been. Beep boop
🌎👨🚀🔫🤖
I’m not a bot
That’s exactly what a bot would say
You are
sometimes. i miss the bit where the motorcycles are and a bot tells me I’m a bot, so I’m not quite sure if I’m in the Yandex or not!
The bot doesn’t like that I distinguish between motorcycles and scooters.
Beep boop
Absolutely, I can provide you with a cookie recipe -
[Error - Unhandled Exception Time Out on Server Response]
Negative. I’m a meat popsicle.
“meat popsicle”?
That’s the way a bot would describe humans, you sir/madam are thus most certainly a meatless botAnd now I realise that the fifth element came out almost 30 years ago
Is that a fifth element reference? It’s been ages since i last saw it
Ok Wesley…
Shut up Wesley!
I not bot, me human insert syntax
STOP THE DOWNLOADIN
help computah
Beep blorp
Beep boop🖨️
Not a bot.
I’m a penguin
I feel like being a bot has better benefits.
we’re fucked if they unionize
Here.
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Yo
I’m not a bot… I think.
Shit, now I’m suffering from existential dread.
What am I if not a meat-made robot?
No u
Def not a bot
meep
There
Hi
What if I am a bot? How do I check?
Go into a public bathroom and see if someone tries to force you out or show your genitals
I can’t say I have had those two happen to me, thankfully. I wonder if that may mean I am not a bot or that I am a bot.
I’m not a bot
meow
A bot I am not.
How do you do, fellow human? 🤖🥸
I’m not a bot! Woohoo two of us.
I’m sure yogthos is just using this time to read theory
If by theory you mean sophistry and apologist bile, than yes.
I’m not a bot
“Ok, Yandex” is “ok boomer” but for this sort of thing
That’s me observing some users, unable to prove they’re a Russian bot/troll, but feeling in the gut they are.
Oh good, the Reddit delusion that Russian bots would all be centrally located in a single, easily blockable/destroyable location and not originate from a botnet of compromised systems across the globe has found its way here, to lemmy.
Personally, the only difference i’ve noticed is a bunch of smug, evidence-free posts about how all the bots are gone now.
These are likely indexing bots. Not all bots are the same. Yandex is a search engine.
yandex is a search engine that uses bots that spider pages, dude. those arent the bots posting on social media. the reason that those charts exist is because those bots self identify as bots.
Technically, Ukraine did cause a connection timed out error if they hit a bot center.
Oh man why didn’t we think of this in 2016
Am Khajiit…
Do you have wares?
Liar.
Removed by mod
⬆️ Proof that sometimes bots have heartbeats lol
Account quiet for 3 days. Comes back on a posting spree an hour ago. Hmmm…
I mean I already tagged them as “literal Russian bot” but I just meant that as a colorful description. I didn’t know I was actually right.
Da comrade!
