

The sentence? Six - seven years


The sentence? Six - seven years
Man, Fast Eddie and the other hop-heads really gave her the business, what with finking on her to the fuzz like that. A real bunch of drips


What an amazing entrée to untold horrors
When it comes to dyspepsia and unseemly bloating, there’s no such thing as halfway crooks


Don’t forget to shitpost in serious threads and seriouspost in shitpost threads such as now when the trump-Israel axis is trading dead babies like they were funkopops. Do this and the hotties (any gender) will be all up ons
Got that first up against the wall when the revolution comes typa rizz


Woodrow is such an underappreciated slang for cock


Not so much as a bough wow


Trunp is his wimpy simpy


Whereas I am the panty Christ haha I don’t know why I said that please ignore hahaha
This is a sin. Whether a venal or mortal sin is not up to me to say, but nevertheless


Live fearlessly


It’s perfectly fine to advocate for a silent but violent overthrow. They can have my beans when they pull my cold, dead finger
Nothing wrong with eating 3 square meals a day


I don’t know why I think this, but this man looks a bit like he could be a garbage pail kid… ?
There is an opportunity cost of not being able to do a whippit tho
We should build schools, churches, and institutional learning facilities!