I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take
i mean, having a couch on the porch is really nice. it’s just getting one that can stand the elements, or having one that can’t be covered, or blah blah. don’t knock lawn couch til you’ve tried lawn couch. i mean it’s still not as comfortable (or nasty) as fuck couch, but it’s still pretty nice.
i have a rescued, rehomed, and quadruple steamed fuck couch and oh dear gods it is hard to stay awake on that thing. it’s like a cushion roofie.
i want to agree with you, but having the seat of state be a plantation house is a wonderful reminder of the country’s (i know so many statesians want to say former and maybe 20 years ago i’d have agreed with you i was a bit more of a dipshit but fuck that) ongoing shame.
but then all my jelly beans will fall out
david lynch has better hair than her. just look. don’t get me started.
as a bald enby he’s kind of my hair idol so you know. i won’t stand for this lynch libel (my legs are tired).
yeahhhh those filters aren’t great. they last a day, tops.
nah. damage to the rectum and anus is what’ll do you. it’s not the loss of colon, it’s the loss of muscle and function.
Yes I quite agree I mean what’s the point of being treated like sheep. What’s the point of going abroad if you’re just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - “Oh they don’t make it properly here, do they, not like at home” - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney’s Red Barrel and calamari’s and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White’s sun cream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they “overdid it on the first day.”
i mean i really believe that in general, but some people really do provide unique services. it’s hard to reconcile the two concepts especially because people are allowed their contradictions so whatever
Similarly, if I give admins and server owner both the power to delete the server, with admins having to vote a simple majority in order to do so, it basically creates a mutually assured destruction scenario, where both have to co-operate.
if you were an instance owner you would also want to run that by your lawyer. i’m not a lawyer but i have not had coffee and i can see four different scenarios that having a killswitch like that would get you in neck deep shit. stuff like willful and premeditated destruction of evidence, depending on the severity, blah blah blah. short version, everyone i work with works in pen, not pencil. not because we’re that good (we are) but because if we need to remove something from any records, you (generally) do it by amending the record to show the correction, not deleting the error.
Do NOT try this unless you are a merdude the event leaves something to be desired.
Y’all acting like yugioh didn’t get the idea of adults wandering around challenging people to a board game children’s card game for bragging rights and to awaken the ancient god Jim Osiris from the creator of yugioh’s ass
I’ll smoke you all the beef you want if i get to eat it too, Mr GiveSendGo scammer. I just want a nice plate of short ribs (I used to know the rib numbers and shit like the exact plate you ask the butcher for but the damn grocery chain fired the deli and butcher when they unionized.
So like, this is a solid yes you can. It won’t be good or enjoyable to eat (it’s borgor guys meat like they have you overcook it to prevent any chance of sick after damn Sheila, so it won’t kill you and if it makes you sick, well you’re the one who cooked it aren’t you?
So here’s how I freeze meat (or anything really) in the deep freeze. We package every portion as a single person’s meal, unless we know it’s going into a larger meal like chili night (we freeze a bunch of MY CHILI THAT’S WHAT I WAS THROWING AWAY WHEN MY FREEZER THEW AND I JUST REALIZED IT (QAQ) sorry post freezer thaw stress disorder I meant to say like, two ladles of chili per hook and loop bag in the normal bags and a quart in the big bags).
i’m from the bay area in california. i went to college in utah (please don’t start i know i was an idiot. i still am an idiot (thanks mitch) that’s how i know) and my absentee ballot would reliably arrive the day after the election. i tried having it sent to my parents and having them mail it to me in a nondescript envelope and it arrived on time. HUH I WONDER WHAT WAS GOING ON AT THE POST OFFICE IN UTAH, since that didn’t happen to me when i had my california absentee ballots sent anywhere else.
i make the doctor waste his time and watch me put one on my heel every time i have surgery. i’ve got a few jokes to go with (my favorite is that i plan on living forever and no one’s killed me yet. I also like the one about mailing me to my mother in law for one last prank if they fuck up) but like, it’s a good use of… i think this roll was 42 cents a stamp that’s worth a chuckle) but like, we’ve all got our little rituals. And they haven’t killed me yet.
a buck seventy to take some paper to Oshino Hakkai? What about a small child weighing under fifty pounds?
i… actually using the heat water as a byproduct and diverting the water from a hydro dam’s spillway and then back into the river might be one of the more environmentally responsible ways I’ve heard dreamt up to deal with one of those bullshit centers. slap it right next to the dam (which are already noisy as fuck) and you’ve just created a minor ecological disaster instead of a superfund site. i mean i think he’s onto something, i just don’t think it’s ready for publishing. “it’s a good idea that now needs a human polish” like shoe polish not Poland Polish i know i’m irresponsible with my capitals but not that bad anyways this might be the thing to get him to step back.
I give up Clarence
wait no Clarice is better I said Clarice first
people never fuck with you, do they. they just give you a nice wide berth (because of the odor), so you never learned how to deal with it, huh?
my dude, i’ve spent many, many hours workshopping and rubber ducking jokes with comedians far better than me. it’s why i keep reusing the same jokes, like any good shit comedian i stole half of them. but i’ve never seen anyone say “hey, your joke needs some more work” to someone they didn’t know better than you did here and i just wanted to give you a little verbal hug.