And deep enough to block, I don’t know, knives. And quarries.

Take my energy tiny blood clot

No talking about the dog park

Well lah dih dah look at Mr two cupboards

The fuck do you expect me to do. I can’t read

Now now, that’s not fair. They chose a username that makes them think about advocating for trains every now and then, and while that’s not something, that’s not not something neither.

Well ackshually I’m too lazy to

Ow! I got a goose in the gooch!

Because it tastes good?

I’m by the ocean. I’m thinking nautical

Oh I shave every time. It helps. I get two more days between changes if I shave around my ileostomy. Then I wash with Neutrogena soap afters. I use the two piece convatec surfit natura. The moldable durahesive is expensive as fuck, but I can get a week between changes.

Also finding the right skin barrier is essential. I use smith&nephew. The ones on the lollipop are great but really expensive. I haven’t found an insurance willing to pay for them.

The one important and overlooked thing is making sure you don’t use fabric softener on your towels. Also use a brand new (like, fresh out of the cabinet/laundry) towel. Don’t want oils from your skin/shampoo/whatever somehow getting on your towel and then hands and then giving your glue a worse adhesion.

You have a name for your stoma? Mine is Elmo. Because he’s little, red, and annoying.

The head

Slot C

Haha lol just aim a few inches larboard for me

Hey that’s not fair. I’m incredibly flamboyant and my incredibly gay vibes come from my bisexuality, not my flamboyancy

That’s not fair. He paid a lot of young men to call him daddy

I knew they couldn’t have thought of this in they own

And how come my feet hurt