Even for a post-mortem Crichton film and story?

Have you seen what they did to Jurassic Park? I mean, Timelines was bad enough (unless you’re desperate for Paul Walker eye candy), and that was while he was still alive. So bad that he didn’t have another movie writer’s credit until he’d been dead for 7 years.

I’ve had a taillight out for months but every time I drive past a cop I just gun it and gtfo. Sometimes they chase but damnit I don’t have time to be messing around with a taillight.

Strapping you and your almost-ex-wife onto some random pipe in a barn so you can both get sucked up by an F5 tornado?

I’d say that’s worth it.

Or who listens to corporate media.

It was a couple years later that the telecommunications act of 1996 killed radio and enabled shit like ClearChannel and Cumulus to own most all of broadcast radio and all the DJs that remain are beholden to their corporate overlords and shareholders.

Just like Nexstar and Sinclair got all the TV stations, they bought the local newsanchors.

People who you may have been watching/listening to for years, now a puppet of the shareholders.

Seemingly every opinion they give on anything must be something that won’t upset the shareholders.

And that’s bad. That means they bought your trust. It’s priceless. And you didn’t get a dime.

Phrasing …

They should do a continuation of the first two films, where Kevin is the dad who forgets his kids.

And gets arrested as soon as their plane touches the ground.

Seriously how the fuck do you get on a plane without your kid?

Man I would be so impatient and shifty. Like c’mon, let’s get a move on, we don’t have all day!

Nah, Windows XP and 7 get a pass. These were solid consumer OS’s.

You go back 30 years and you’re at Windows 95 (holy shit) and the beginning of massive home PC adoption.

I don’t feel they got hostile towards users until probably midway through Windows 10 lifecycle. The first half wasn’t that bad, aside from changing up 20+ years of muscle-memory…but Gnome did that, too.

Having someone to complain to/point fingers at/sue is incredibly important in the business world, and a big part of why M$ is so big.

In fact, just having support is a big thing. Look at how shitty M$ support is. Or Cisco, for that matter.

Not to mention a steady, predictable, accountable release cadence.

If you want that, in the Linux world, it’s basically Ubuntu/Canonical, RedHat/IBM, or Oracle/Oracle.

I’d call Canonical the lessest of 3 evils here…

Wait, is “25” CIA-speak for “86”?

Or am I reading too far into it because I just finished 11.22.63 last night (the show, not the book)?

How old are your girls?

Mine are just turning two and it’s my first flock…I’d gotten some soft-shell eggs lately (which are surprisingly durable), but that’s about it.

Can you blame them? Have you seen how much RedHat charges for Tower???

Probably among the most impressive of which being the long-range optical data link (O2O), capable of a whopping 260Mbps.

While that doesn’t sound like much, it’s still 100x the speed we’d get from prior radio technology. Having 2.5+ seconds of round-trip latency really puts a damper on things…at least until we can get past that pesky speed of light thing.

Do they accept Walmart gift cards?

Every time I do, it makes me laugh.

I really want to convert my pixel but I’m so damn lazy.

Mostly worried about losing TOTP apps and configurations. I really should be backing those up.

This is why my chickens terrify me. They used to be 25 feet tall, just a handful of dozens of million years ago.

Fucking murder machines.

This cartoon reminds me of Terry from Pixar’s Soul and I don’t know why.

The ai that drew this needs to touch grass.

Bullies don’t need a reason. They see someone weaker yet more respected than themselves, they think that they can take some of their respect by force.