Humans lack many sharp teeth and have unimpressive jaw strength. It’s a much more beautiful show of trust with my dog.
Holy fuck last sentence
Wonderful
ಠ_ಠ
But the bear trap also has this soft tentacle-like that can make your flesh stick feel good.
Nah, she takes her teef out first.
Ben Frank approves
You haven’t loved until you have had a gummi
Perhaps the danger is what makes it hot.
Who was the first man who was like “I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat”???
Oral sex definitely predates humans as a species, almost all social primates do it
You seen videos of monkeys doing it?
No, but I’m open to it.
When you learn about animals you learn a LOT about animal sex.
Jim, would you like a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor?
This is the internet
Huh, I haven’t heard of that. I know they did other stuff but I didn’t know that sloppy top was one of them. What about cunnilingus?
What about cunnilingus?
They certainly don’t seem to mind it, at least.
I saw a crude depiction of the rusty trombone in a cave somewhere
No, that was a Rusty Venture.
Good question
Honestly I’m kinda thinking the chick came up with the idea.
Adam
Not so far from the actual first man, I presume
Easily an ancestor to the first man, I’d guess
Could still be a human, just not a homo sapiens sapiens, but maybe a homo sapiens or homo Neanderthalis, maybe as far back as homo erectus, if it is in the branch of great apes that makes up humans that invented felacio.
I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.
They’re Made Out of Meat https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ
Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.
It’s called a ring gag…
muscles
?? What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?boneless
So not a werewolf.
highly sensitive
So not a true manwhore.
flesh
So not AI.
The penis and scrotum are encased in a thin layer of smooth muscle called the dartos fascia. It’s what causes the foreskin to close at end and the scrotum to wrinkle up when cold instead of just hanging like an empty sack when the testicles retract for warmth.
What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??
Just the normal kind.
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
You need to put in the work to get the best result.
Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?
You really have been missing out…
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
How many cock pushups can you do?
Just one is all you need, really
Where do you think the expression “cocked up” comes from? It’s what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.
1 and done.
Only the normal amount of prehensile, huh?
I’ll work on that.put in the work
OK, fine, bowling, curling, stone throwing, dwarf-tossing (prehensively), I’ll do all of it!!
(… starting tomorrow tho)
6 pack PPs is a cool band name.
yoink
yank
Their new hit single
Such a good title that you jacked it
Beat it like it owed me money
Best it like your PP
?? What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??
So your penis doesn’t point up when hard?
highly sensitive So not a true manwhore.
So being punched in the dick doesn’t hurt more than being hit in the arm? Then again most men have their foreskin removed as a child so maybe that is why it yours is not sensitive like it should be.
Hey, getting hit in the arm hurts!!
But no, I can’t really grip an object, only smash it.
most men
Idk
I’m in America, so I went off of numbers that I know of here, my bad. Being uncut in a county where most are it is hard to talk to a doc when most are cut.
(*USA - but I’m sad to hear you are having doctor issues, that shouldn’t be)
A hoodie on a muscular figure is a fierce look!!
Only himbos have sensitive dicks?
God forbid they had a seizure mid act. Bye bye dingaling.
My boyfriend once got lock jaw while giving head to his ex. He got it out, but it was tight and it scratch up his dick pretty good from what I understand. Bf had to go to urgent care because his jaw was stuck mid blowjob for over an hour. They told the doc he had been eating a sandwich when it happened.
The funny part, though, is that they were hosting family for a weekend, and had snuck off for a mid day quickie when it happened lmao
Lol that’s horrifying.
According to one ep I listened to from Last Podcast on the Left, hard PPs are difficult to cut off.
Difficult to cut off, maybe, but not so difficult to crush.
Welcahme too ze hydraulic press chaneel
Will it blend!?
if you grew up with the internet you really don’t need to guess
and the answer is not really difficult but more so than you’d think
Jeez, how long have you been spending on thesaurus.com?
feels good man
This is one reason I never understood tea bagging
Idk, man, depends on the bags, but I love getting the flesh purse dangled into my enamal-bladed bear trap sometimes
