Nah, nah, nah. Doggystyle, so we can both watch X-Files

I gots the moobs. B cup would be an improvement

Let’s not defame us good, God fearing communist cock suckers out here doing the hard work of sucking cock and spreading the ideas of worker liberation and democratizing the workplace!

The king of the hill reboot has really broken with the old format, but I like what they’re doing

Just shaved yesterday, and the scratchy itchy has begun. Good timing, OP, now take it back!

I mean… Not exactly 1 of a kind, if I’m being totally honest…

Dr pepper is a British doctor! Did Capaldi make my soda?

I would participate in D&D&O for the fun of it, but I would watch Brennan DM an orgy for entirely nonerotic reasons. I think it would just make excellent content. Lol

It does not, generally. It’s actually so fucking hot it’s crazy when I can feel the top’s balls slap-slap-slapping against me. It doesn’t hurt any more than it does if you’re topping and your balls are slapping against the other person.

I would pay a large sum of money I do not have to watch Brennan DM an orgy

Let’s not mock people with genuine medical disabilities, okay? Dude has to wear a diaper because his dick doesn’t function correctly. The big truck=small dick thing is funny on the surface, but genuinely, all it does is continue to stigmatize people based on a part of their anatomy that they have no control over. Mock the fragile masculinity of big truck dudes all you want, but mocking people for their appearance or their bodies is just not cool.

D&D&O (dungeons and dragons and orgies) sounds fucking amazing.

I’ll be needing this card once I become a dad

I’m willing to have my mind changed here. But in my view, the Democrats come to the table with their negotiation, and then negotiate down until they get absolutely fuck all, a la the ACA

Awww!

Yes.

Also, straight up? Tops like flamingo there are always the freaking best, I don’t know why

This is how I ended up with my best friend/adopted brother/soul friend. We worked together, shift work, security. At the end of my shift, he’d come in about 20 minutes early, and I’d leave about 20 minutes late.

Eventually this morphed to us getting there about about an hour early, the other staying sometimes 4 hours late.

Finally we were just like “so, uh, we doing this or not? We gonna be friends?” And, yeah, turns out we were.

Oh, man, he was down for like a solid minute, eyes watering, nose running (with multiple substances), hacking and coughing. It was fucking hilarious once I knew he was okay, and he laughs about it now lol

It’s one of my favorite sex stories. It was so fucking funny. It was his first time with a guy, and he fucking lost it

I once said ‘no homo’ while getting a blowjob from a dude, right as I was finishing.

Ever seen milk shoot outta someone’s nose when they laugh?