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I can confirm, pretty much every UK household has one of those, they’re just one of those things you have in the kitchen.

I believe we refer to “shaking Mr. Boopsy by the hand”, not “cranking my Mr Boopsy”. How uncouth! Tsk.

Bravo! A delightful tale of the first meeting of Mr Boopsy and the Wrightie sisters. I do hope that we shall read more of their adventures and undoubtedly growing friendship in future.

It will forever be vi to me.

Good, good, spread the true word!

And pico for that matter.

HERETIC! UNBELIEVER!

Come on in, <esc>J us, soon you will learn to love the one true editor. Launch vi and be <esc>:w. Soon you will want to <esc>:%s/other editors/vi/g. <esc>dd your hesitation and do it.

Well, to be fair, it probably will stop the daemon running if he aims it right.

Why, and please understand that I ask this in a spirit of genuine enquiry and desire to expand my understanding of the scope of the human mind, in the name of all that is good and reasonable in this world, would you do such a thing? I’m trying very hard not to imaging the smell if it were opened a few years from now.

I’d prefer they have “a very harrowing almost escape to Moscow, then a long time contemplating their misdeeds in prison”, but I don’t think that would fit on the poster.

What???!? Say it ain’t so!

You know, the more I hear about this chap, the less I like him, and I’ve heard a lot about him.

You can cleave something apart, but the halves might cleave together.

If you think “spring” is bad, go check how many different meanings there are for the word “set”.

Read that as a command to read it as ‘white people’.

Rare, but relatively easy to set up. Unfortunately they do incentivise those who want to see the information released to cause them to be triggered, so it’s something of a balancing act.

I hope she’s made the necessary arrangements to distribute the information she has in the event anything “unfortunate” happens to her, she’s painted quite a target on her back with these threats.

Rather than snark, maybe offer some helpful pointers, or even ask if there’s a reason for it?

I see your point, they just switch the rolls.

You know you’re in trouble when they don’t even bother with vicious mockery, and just laugh. The damage bypasses your character and hits the player directly.

Where do you think the expression “cocked up” comes from? It’s what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.

What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??

Just the normal kind.

Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?

You need to put in the work to get the best result.

Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

You really have been missing out…

Difficult to cut off, maybe, but not so difficult to crush.