You’ve officially lost it.

I remember algebra. x = 2 and all that jazz. Letters and numbers mixed all willy-nilly. Surely the “commutative” part can’t make it much worse.

Howdy, neighbor! It really is such a beautiful day! It’s just so lovely to see you here at the park.

The Big Montana does kind of sound like something “American” they’d sell in Japan.

Also the milk sauce for your cereal.

Rich people mostly. But you can save your camp currency/scrip for a few years and buy some approved shoes or whatever at the work camp store.

That’s why it’s called “human capital.”

It’s literally right there in the term.

It’s only like that because it’s cold, honest! It’s called shrinkage. It’s natural, I swear!

Great, I know the perfect year-round boarding school.

As long as it’s broken down by section, that’s fine.

You go tits up.

And they’ve chained off the parking lot.

But the staff are all early 20s, so overall, you’re surrounded by a lot of young people being utterly milked for their fervor, knowledge, etc…

Ever hear of a little thing called facial symmetry? This is the ultimate form of that. They should’ve sent a poet.

I’m still chasing the high of those high school LAN parties in the computer lab.

It’s a lot of people who were unpopular in high school finally “getting theirs.” It really is “Hollywood for ugly people.”

It’s like, I’m trying to meet you halfway over here, but you’ve gotta work with me a little!

My eyes are up here, ref.

Forbidden jacuzzi.

“First come, first serve!”