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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Maybe three towels

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Maybe three towels

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    7 hours ago

    Three seashells.

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    23 hours ago

    I want you to put a rod in my hole

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    So paper towels?

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    I can do three towels, but then I have to do laundry. And I just did it, so I’d have to wait and honestly it’s…

    I’ll see if I have some paper towels.

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    Inside you there are two towels…

    • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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      …you may want to visit the ER.

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        That’s where I got them

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    Fo… four towels? Come on if there’s a mess we need to clean it up

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      We got a bid of four towels, I said four towels do I hear five?

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        SIX TOWELS!

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          Dammit
          /Fold

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            I hate folding towels.

            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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              towels are supposed to bend?

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      There… Are… Four… Towels!!

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    why is there a Millennium Falcon watermark

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      probably whoever did this’s signature

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    A… flood pump? Help me out here

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    A true gentleman, showing her the Riker maneuver.

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      RIker? I barely knew her!

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    Is this a reference to one of the finest Sonic the Hedgehog memes around? https://youtu.be/slIxAWwg1vY

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    Am I the only one who never felt that Deanna Troi was particularly attractive? I mean, she’s okay (enough that it doesn’t detract from other traits), but not above average. Yet she’s often presented as if she’s supposed to be eye candy for the show.

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      I always thought B’Etor was pretty hot.

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      Deanna Troi was hot af when I was a kid

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      She may not be your type but I’d wager she’s easy on the eyes for most

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        Also how they styled her hair and clothing was very much an 80s-hot look.

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      She’s not my type either, but I always thought she was super attractive.

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      She’s a Star Wars 10

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        This feels like it’s supposed to be a dig on Star Wars if it weren’t for the fact that it’s got both Carrie Fisher and Natalie Portman.

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      She’s definitely well above average. Have you walked around like anywhere in America lately?

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        Well, the U.S. definitely weighs down the average (pun intended), but it’s only 4% of the world’s population.

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      She’s got that “the girl next door” vibe. She’s not sultry and seductive looking, but very beautiful in an innocent way.

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      I agree. She’s obviously attractive, but just not my type at all.

      I doubt either of us would say no if she walked up to us though.

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        I mean any decent person would give her all the towels she needs.

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          as would i and i’m no decent person

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          It’d be a shame if we ran out of towels…

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