I hate folding towels.

I call mine Shrek. It’s kinda green and disgusting.

Cascadia

Wrong. This is to violate everyone’s rights and target children. This is fucking abhorrent and needs to be stopped.

That would bring new meaning to “eyes bigger than your stomach”

So there are two mes inside me. One of them looked up what that is and then promptly told the other me not to.

Wait…m have you never seen the spinning ducks on the lake before?

All I can see when I look in your eyes are the waves of love that connect us.

You can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.

No chairs. Tie them to a wall and make them wonder what’s going to happen next. You could call it the Wonderwall.

Old Mans War

But if you centipede cars they become a train.

Mmm sexy.

Whatever happened to no taxation without representation eh

You look like a bag of cats got rearranged into a lion.

When are you going to die?

I don’t think it is about the protocol, more on the nature of ephemeral interactions with strangers over the internet.

https://youtu.be/ZRQY_-L3hiQ

Oh come on. It’s right there. All you had to do was read a tiny bit more.