I’d argue that Trump being hit by a missile attack would IMPROVE the USA national security.
Anyone with an IQ higher than their shoe size agrees
Fuck that. President starts a war that results in missiles falling on DC he can go down with the ship.
Add the cost of ripping it up to the cost of restoring the white house for the next admin. Start with restoring the rose garden and getting the vegas decorations out.
Take it out of his fortune. Triple damages.
And that’s just for starters. He’s going to pay to rebuild Iran out of his own pocket.
And compensate the Epstein victims and/or their families (whichever applies).
Although he can share the bill with other Epstein collaborators and clients on that one. Nationalise their entire estate - or whatever similar procedure would make sense here.
I am seriously not the least bit concerned.
you guys are trying to protect them?
He’s trying to protect himself, family and staff optional.
The Trump-Epstein Scrotum of Terra-Interred Security, or TESTIS.
Leave it a fucking hole in the ground.
He should move into the hole.
I’d rather he get a burial at sea.
There was already a bunker under the East Wing. If Trump chose to bulldoze it, that’s his own doing.
Yeah sounds like this is the perfect time for a missile attack. God damn he’s stupid
Don’t shoot the enemy when they’re beating themselves.
lets see if it can withstand a MT warhead.
Why would you launch a warhead with nothing in it? Like, it’s completely mt?
They launched it from Big MT.
Look, there’s got to be a rational explanation for this. Have you considered the old East Wing bunker might have just been haunted as all fuck? Who knows what horrible atrocities past presidents committed down in that dungeon! Who knows how many hookers Nixon tortured to death down there. How many old captured Nazis did Eisenhower personally flay alive in that basement? How many girls did Clinton simply have disappeared down there? That placed was probably cursed long before Trump got there. The only way to get the bad juju out was to completely tear it down to bare soil. It’s no good as a defense bunker if you get torn apart by ghosts when you try to seek shelter there!
Nah, Im not worried about missiles at all. Do it … I dare you.
You show the world how tough you are Donald. You’re too manly to hide behind armor.
“I can’t be expected to live in this glass house. Not after all these rocks I’ve been throwing.”
The other option was for Him to stop being a douche but that is not possible
Genetically impossible to do.
We could have a referendum on how important it is to taxpayers to protect Trump from missiles. Maybe a simultaneous one for shooting one at him.
As if we needed any further confirmation that the bunker beneath it was the actually important part of the project.
(Can we please ensure that the bunker is stocked with at least one Luger pistol? For tradition’s sake.)
Hitler shot himself with a Walther PPK
Does Donald have aspirations of finally becoming a painter as well?
Hopefully he is inspired to paint the wall of his bunker in bright red
Give them a Nambo instead. They don’t deserve the build quality of Luger.
Slow acting but irreversible poison.
Ventilation, with an accessible shutoff. You know, for the safety of linesmen
Nah I want the thing to blow up in their hand. I’m more of a maim until they wish for death kinda guy. Then you can ensure they eat through a tube for years to come.
I like your style.
The Nambu has a notoriously weak cartridge. With a skull like his he’d be liable to botch it badly and probably wake up with a full diaper and a headache.
Not sure if that’d be better or worse than the alternative really.
Also contrary to popular belief they’re generally really well made unless it’s an extremely late one. 8x22 is just really really weak.
Bunkers don’t need ballrooms.
Yeah build the bunker and put some grass on top
The difference between a bunker and an oubliette is what the people on the outside decide to do with the entrance/exit.
Just make sure there’s some amontillado inside.
well, now, I’ve never been more against it
