Start suing them personally for this shit.

Back when I started running (and it sounds like I was in worse shape than you) I’d do 30 minutes, but strictly regimented times - jog for one minute, walk for one minute. Then 1.5/1.5, 2/2, etc. I think around 5 the break time froze, but the jog time increased. Eventually I found I didn’t need the whole break and started decreasing it.

Following that pattern, I think it took a month or so for 30 without pain. Then comes increasing the speed, aiming for distance instead of time.

Fetterman would beg to differ.

This is complete fucking bullshit. We’d better ex post facto the shit out of this corrupt administration.

This guy ain’t so bad for a Pope.

If we don’t deal with them harshly at the first chance it’s feasibly possible it will come roaring back one final, unbeatable time.

I don’t like that it’s the only option. But it is.

Sanity is also not politics.

Sanity is the state of having a healthy, sound, and rational mind, characterized by good judgment, emotional stability, and the ability to function rationally. It represents the absence of mental illness or insanity, often described as possessing “wholeness of mind”.

Just because a bunch of morons believe him doesn’t make him sane or competent; to the contrary it shows their lack of wherewithal. They ALL need dealt with.

Just because a bunch of people are stupid enough not think his rankings are sane doesn’t make them so.

If half the country said 2+2=5 would they be right too?

I’m so ready for that Big Beautiful Obituary.

There are EXACTLY enough Senate seats in play. But Dems need every last one.

But then there’s Fetterman…

At this point I’d be fine with that. The needs of the many to see justice outweigh anything for him.

Oh this isn’t the bottom?

I’ve written all Dem candidates for Statewide and Federal office in my State, asking what they’ll do to punish these folks and strip them of their ill gotten gains. I made clear no response = no vote, primary or general.

ONE candidate responded.

I have no faith Dems will do shit.

You mean “Christians”.

So can he. All we need is that Big Beautiful Bloodclot.

Any chance it was a single gunshot from the Oval Office, with no one leaving afterwards?

Walls are closing in!

Are we even sure he’s still alive?

So back in college a buddy and I subleased an apartment over the summer because our dorm was closed. The basic layout is that you walked in via the living room, with a hallway that headed toward the back. Off the hallway on one side was a galley kitchen with a narrow doorway (maybe an inch or two wider than my shoulders). A few steps forward on the other side was my roommate’s room, and my room was straight at the end of that hall.

One night I wake up hungry so head towards the kitchen. It’s pitch black, but for some reason my roommate slept with his door open so not being a dick I just walked down the hall in the dark (it was a straight shot and when I opened the fridge I knew the light would turn on so I’d be fine). I turn to walk into the kitchen and bumped into someone - you know that kind of soft/give when you walk into somebody. Assumed my roommate had gone into the kitchen for something and also wasn’t turning on the lights so said “Sorry dude” and flipped on the light switch right then (it was right next to my right hand - no delay between the bump and the light AT ALL). Except it wasn’t him (goddammit I’m getting goosebumps typing this right now).

There was no one there. Period. But there was also no way it was my roommate. Narrow doorway so he couldn’t get around without touching me, and the time between the bump and the light coming on was immediate. With the light now I turned around and could see my roommate through his door, sleeping in his bed peacefully.

There were other things that happened that summer to kind of indicate the place was haunted - things move around or go missing (but attributed that to forgetfulness or pranks), and sometimes pipes would be banging up until I’d ask the ghost to stop because I had class or whatnot in the morning (but there I figured I’d subconsciously gotten used to however long it took for it to stop on its own so it was coincidence).

But to this day I have NO viable explanation for who/what I bumped I to that night.

They should replace it with a photo of the DOW.

Hell, even I’d support him on this one.