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I love the ones who argue sanctity of marriage are usually on their 2nd marriage or ooze with infidelity.
2 right-wingers I used to work with…
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Person A cheated on his first wife with his now 2nd wife while she was married to his friend, and they had kids out of wedlock together
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Person B notoriously cheated on his first wife for years.
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Person B’s current wife got divorced once for infidelity, had a kid out of wedlock with a different guy, banged her already-married boss at work, conveniently got promoted to his position when he left, screwed around with at least 1 of her subordinates while she then started sleeping with person B.
But yeah, 2 dudes blowing each other is what ruined marriage…
Right-wingers: “Fidelity for my wife but not for me”
or they are in sham marriages themselves.
And they love the idea of watching two women fucking
Who doesn’t ?
So do a lot of women.
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Oh no! Someone think of the Christian values that even Christians don’t actually adhere to and just weaponize when it is convenient for them!
So like most values people claim to have?
That’s a swing and a miss there, slugger
That’s cute, sport.
Erwartet mein Kommen beim ersten Licht des fünften Tages. Bei Sonnenaufgang schaut nach Osten.
I don’t really care
Neither do they.
Then maybe they can learn to STFU about LGBTQ since they don’t care. I’m good with that. Next time one chirps about it, I’ll let them know that they don’t care.
i got moderated on a discord channel i am in bc a jesus freak didnt like this meme lol
I like that if you start at “Sanctity of marriage”, something the radical right clearly does not actually value, and work counterclockwise the terms get increasingly vague and meaningless until they completely phone it in with “Etc”. What values.
“If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children, then imagine we said those things, since we couldn’t think of any. As a mother, those things worry me.” -Futurama
So I like playing the cinnamon rolls game. Every time you see “marriage” instead read “a common law government contract that bestows rights and responsibilities and formalizes systems of inheritance and power of attorney in cases of incapacity, originally managed by churches because religions were the original governments” and the word sanctity loses all meaning by the end of a discussion with a homophobia
Oh no, not et cetera! That encompasses all the other things!
yeah they couldn’t even come up with anything how lazy is that
Not my cetera patch I planted so many als. We were going to et so good.
The gays are coming for your /etc folder!
Clearly they’re in /lib
Nooooo plz tell them to at least leave /var/www
What are you on about? That’s an entirely different directory.
nah theyre in my ~/Homework folder
I want your /srv/stash folder
The etc is really a “you know what i mean” here.
As in “this cartoon is preaching to the choir”. It doesn’t make people think or do anything butnnod knowingly.
What a waste of even a little creativity.
Which… Dammit. I have to double check I don’t know the illustrator one of my buddies fell down the rabbit hole
Edit upon closer examination this is a poor shop of an oatmeal. The fuck. Oatmeal doesn’t stand for this. THIS IS WHY I CARE ABOUT ATTRIBUTION
Don’t worry they ripped off the cartoon too
Oh no, not Etc!
oh, fk. now i know i’m gonna call it that sometime when talking to a client.
Yeah but if you’re talking Linux they’re already techy enough to get the joke
This made me giggle. Thanks.
Thank you for not overlooking etc! Our plight is and so forth and whatnot, but we won’t be silenced, and what have you!
Not my host specific configuration files!!
Are those host specific configuration files in your root partition or are you just happy to see me?
Etc got gayrolled
Dude I am so opening a drag club just so I can pay people out of the gayroll department and they have Dick Fiasco to blame. They’d love that.
But some of my miscellaneous things are etc!
Is The Oatmeal (the creator of this comic) a right winger? Everything I know about him is saying otherwise.
Nah it was him taking the piss outta fallwell and people who overuse the word literally
Look how happy the steamrollerers are
I am currently wearing Gayroller 2000 on a t-shirt!
Homosexual Steamroller, band name, dibs.
No, he publicly stated this was a alteration of his work https://www.facebook.com/share/1Dww8fX5ZM/
The Oatmeal comic was still created as a reaction to an incredibly homophobic comment from an extreme right winger before he died.
So even though it’s an alteration, it’s still exactly how the comic was originally designed.
Original:
So even though it’s an alteration, it’s still exactly how the comic was originally designed.
I get what you’re saying, but there’s something funny about your comment that is basically saying “even though it’s different, it’s the same.”
The Gayroller of Theseus.
How gay do we need to make the operator before we horseshoe this
SO I dug a bit and the original is from a comic called Literally where he pokes fun of the word literally being used as its own antonym instead of figuratively.
Specifically he mocks a quote from some dead bigot.
Having never met the dude but as an expert on webcomics i can authoritatively say no they are not.
What good is all that studying if you can’t stick up for the allies too
Lol christians don’t even follow christian values
Just ask for forgiveness at death or on Sunday and they good, meanwhile they feel they have a pass to be assholes to everyone else. Anyways, that’s just my observation. Ever had a argument wit a conservative Christian? Man they go nuts if you ask is that what Jesus would do?
Yep favourite was when I was told queer people have declared war on God. Makes us sound metal as fuck.
Let us not forget “priDEMONth”
prideMOnTH
Ooo I love lamp
In the name of my forefathers who were babtized against their will through force.
You have my sword, it’s time for payback.
Stole the fucking RAINBOW!
Sounds like norse god shenanigans, if that’s not cool, what is?
The power bottoms really do a lot of the heavy lifting. I believe in you power bottoms! ❤️
You’ll take my Etc from my cold dead hands!
Can I have a go on the gayroller next?
It’s my turn, but you can sit on my lap.
Is that an open invitation or do we have to take turns
Whatever you want, babe <3
It’s a good advertisement to be gay lol.
And yet, if you paint the steamroller a gaudy fake gold color and have it being driven by every conservative you’ve heard about in the last year, it gets way more true!
I’m an old straight white guy with a pretty normie-looking family, and I know damn well that almost every LGBT+ person out there shares more of my values and gives more of a shit about my marriage than the conservative grifters out there.
Paint the roller red white and blue and call it the FREEDOM ROLLER but the people in front are Gays, non Christians, non whites, legal immigrants and see if the irony shines through
