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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

Everyone else goes to hell

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Everyone else goes to hell

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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    Men that lick their cum off pussies go to heaven

    • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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      Gotta have cream with that pie.

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    If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Your mother’s house

      • Billegh@lemmy.world
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        Noooooo, I live there! In the basement anyway.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          Hey, my mother is a classy lady you move upstairs and treat her right

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        Glad to see her marketing for the brothel is paying off.

      • Thteven@lemmy.world
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        Free meals too? Sign me tf up.

      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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        Hell yeah

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Going to need to rename this channel to “Lemmy Cumpost”

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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    • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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      Is being horny the trick here

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        Bonk. Off to horny jail. Come out when you’re thiiiiiis horny

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    What about women who suck your member after you’ve put it in them a couple of times? There’s gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.

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      The ones that clean you up after you nail their girlfriend… Those are the highest choir.

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      Elite heaven

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        Heaven+

        It’s ad-free.

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    Like for a crime?

    “Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉

    Her: 👄

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    I just finished my morning conference call and y’all already trynna horn me up?

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      Better than before the call

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    How do I finger my fingers??

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      👉👌

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Carefully

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        OW.

        Yeah, evidently.

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