Smuuthbrane

You have to enable wireless updates.

Worth whatever the cost per kilogram is these days.

Canvas sheets and large diameter rope. Make it look nautical. Add a life preserver for added flair. Maybe a brass bell.

Trampoline. Including on top.

Not sure what mentally deficient donkeys have to do with it all… but yes.

The best drill jokes always have a twist at the end.

Know why drill bits are musical? They always have at least one flute.

Yes, it’s drill joke night, don’t forget to tip!

This generalization can fuck off in a number of different ways.

I dunno, inner forces are extremely effective. Depression is even harder to overcome than inertia.

Flattening wood is on another plane.

While potheads don’t typically work out for fine woodworking jobs, jointers are absolutely needed.

The corner of the breakfast table ruined my grades.

Dwayne Johnson would have an even more impressive pec spectacle.

There’s shrimp, second shrimp, third shrimp, fourth shrimp…

This is why e-readers and large freezer bags were invented.

Cyclopentane: not even once.

What’s the over/under on when someone in this regime quotes from The Book of Who?

That legitimately surprised me.

It’s the basics of the Klingon language, including pronunciation, syntax, and vocabulary.

Geez, spoilers much??

Piss in the sink.

He’s driving the cousins out of him. AMEN

“Personal abuse through substance use”.