Same. It’s vital that people don’t get to know me, or else they’ll find out

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Same. It’s vital that people don’t get to know me, or else they’ll find out



*you said the word “pregnant” too much*
*am now pregnant 😠 *
Relevant XKCD:

Mallards specifically. Extra unfortunate, somehow!


If that’s your packer you’re going to need some looser pants.
But they’re so cute! 🥰
Oh, what the heck – hand jobs for everybody! 🥳🎉


I quit smoking (tobacco) years ago, but they used to sell “Marlboro 25s” which were 25 to a pack. I think it’s more common outside the USA though.


Bnuckles


This will either save us or it will become our tombstone.
The impression that I get from the manosphere is that these lads are almost completely ruled by fear.
So you’re saying there’s a chance… 😉


have a very safe day
They deserve to get their eyeballs licked for that shit.
Irn.