Nice try, pickpocket.

Left: Keys and wallet
Right: PhoneIf either is missing: Panic
nice try fed 😛
Nice try stochastic pick pocketer
Ctrl + F. “Knife.” Only 5 results.
I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.
FR = PHONE FL= KEYS RR=WALLET LEFT WRIST =WATCH/FITNESS TRACKER NECK OF SHIRT = GLASSES
Sorry. I count to five before leaving the house to make sure I have everything and so I included more than pockets.
most days, I wear cargo pants, and I put my phone in right pocket, keys in left. and Bluetooth earbuds in lower left pocket , wallet in the lower right.
Cargo can be hard to find in the shops these days. I love it for air travel.
Daily carry: front left, phone. Front right keys. Back right, wallet. Back left, a pack of paper tissues.
Phone-front right pocket Wallet-back right pocket
A tissue.
Just in case.
#fapnation
I need several tissues for that
Phone in right back pocket or inner jacket pocket. Left front pocket, snus, if I don’t have a jacket left pocket for it. Right front pocket, apartment keys and lip balm. Earplugs in right jacket pocket. And if I’m going for a breakfast or lunch at a café, reading pad in inner left pocket.
that’s wild. I prefer keeping my anus in my right front pocket
Haha, oops. Snus is what it was supposed to be.
I used to carry a wallet on my left front pocket, and a folding knife and a lightweight multi-tool in my right pocket. Also keys and change.
Now I carry a sling bag, and everything goes in there. Usually the only thing in my pockets now are keys and change.
Didn’t we just do this yesterday?
Damn, sorry. I was in a restaurant trying to settle a bet. I didn’t have chance to look back at the posts.
I’m prepared for my lashings.
No lashings in order, but that is an uncanny coinkydink.
Nice try, Gollum!







