To og halv fems!

I live by the mantra “life is too short not to be able to laugh at it.” and focus on enjoying life.

I catch up on news, but it’s so bad, how can you not enjoy having a laugh at how stereotypical of a sci-fi extinction we are heading towards?

I mean, it is way too small, but has four legs and two visible ears, so there’s that. But still, though.

It itched for several seconds, so me dousing the ant hill in petrol and lighting it up was just the rational thing to do.

What the actual fuck

The US stereotype were created by the internet giving people like this a voice to be heard outside of their family.

It seems to be a very common thing in the US, and some around here takes to it from social media, but most people are to busy prioritising life to jump into such a depressing mindset.

I remember prices in that area 25 years ago.

Love punch

Honningbarna, Norwegian.

Haha, oops. Snus is what it was supposed to be.

Phone in right back pocket or inner jacket pocket. Left front pocket, snus, if I don’t have a jacket left pocket for it. Right front pocket, apartment keys and lip balm. Earplugs in right jacket pocket. And if I’m going for a breakfast or lunch at a café, reading pad in inner left pocket.

What? Never had it growing up, so didn’t try it before I moved down south to study. Love it. And still fascinated is all the names for it.

That’s not too bad! In Norway it is between £2-3. But most bus cards have been lowered from April, so there are some light points around.

“Ambulance fees” are the most dystopian words I’ve seen in a long time.

Oppe og ikke gråter. Dro tidlig fra jobb, så det kommer seg. Hva med deg?

God ettermiddag

Norwegian, so Swedish and also Danish if it’s not too Danish and English. Enough German and Spanish to get by.