Stick it in the front yard with a sign that says

Free soiled mattress!

Whomever takes it is now your bff

Tug boat captain.

It was Disney and their damnable subliminal messages that turned me freak to begin with. It’s not my fault I can only climax while on a Persian rug.

Idk but he wants you to have his seeds

You must go

I haven’t in years. When I had roommates I’d have a desk set up in my room. Nice to have your own space. I’d always put on futurama to fall asleep to. To this day that show makes me sleepy.

The fucked up thing is Iraq was, by and large, ready to welcome us as liberators. Bush and co were just so focused on the oil they neglected tf out of every form of diplomacy.

Behind the bastards did a great run down of what happened. Basically, we snubbed their religious leaders, cut basic services, and left unnecessary destruction in our wake. We also left the Iraqi army to rot. Instead of getting a large amount of well trained and armed men to do something productive, we left them to do what they did.

But hey,! Stock prices were great! Haliburtin made a killing! Still no wmd’s tho…

The emperor protects tho…

Have a system that doesn’t pressure and schedule dr’s for maximum profit. Have a system of education that doesn’t cap the number of dr’s graduated per year. Tis the squeeze of capitalism.

Nothing but love for my faygo drenched, face painted, grimey little buddies!

Yas!!! I was having back problems, told myself “Well old chap, your back is ageing now innit?” Turns out I had a mattress problem. Make sure you get a good frame too.

Lol came here to post that. Fucking juggalos, so gross yet so wholesome…

I got lost in the 40k wiki for a bit. I’ve tried reading the books a few times. They weren’t bad , just not great. Awesome world building, mediocre story telling. Thus far…

I used to be a home shitter. Then I took a job doing over the road trucking. Now I don’t care. As long as it looks like I won’t catch anything putting cheeks to seat I’ll go for it.

Hell, sometimes I’ll stop and pinch one off on my way home just so I won’t stink out my own bathroom. Giant gaps in the stall where people can look? Fine, enjoy the show. I would and have made eye contact.

Free your poops!

Always give up. Never persevere. Lol jk obviously you should write it!

If it sucks who cares? And if it doesn’t then hell ya brother! Besides, writing is like any other skill in that it takes practice. So do it.