Thank you for not making this a literal shit post. It could easily have gone that way.

The facial expressions are fantastic. And of course it would be Pinkie.

It’s okay I installed FreeBSD the other day and it still crashes.

This is some damn good married life.

Extra credit for actual shit post.

They used to sell little turtles at the mall when I was growing up. I’m glad they don’t do that anymore. It seemed a little bit cruel.

It’s useful because that word means the corruption will be accepted and nothing will be done.

Are you advertising for Mirage? You seem an bit obsessed with talking about it.

Just stack the new mattress on top of the old one. Problem solved.

But then you find out, and you learn, and we become better users for it.

Cargo can be hard to find in the shops these days. I love it for air travel.

Russia and China watch US pull a Ukraine and now have an extremely cost-effective way of harming or outright destroying US assets similar to US dumping its spare power into the Ukraine conflict.

They’d be fools not to take advantage of the opportunity, but not nearly as foolish as we were for entering this pointless war in the first place.

The economic situation is complex.

I, too, can also make up big numbers.

230,000!

I would definitely trust this person with the nuclear launch codes.

I CAN EAT THESE!

It’s an accurate name. The company has explicitly told us that they are a slop-first cloud company.

I hate AI. I’ll take an amateur photo or drawing before something generated by a robot every time.

And now for your local on the 8s.

Reddit hasn’t cared about bots for years. They just want your ID.

XDA was not always this sensationalist. With that said, I always welcome performance improvements.