“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
Getting the blood out of the clown suit.
It was a pink ping pong ball
“I scraped off the sores”
Because his pig pen ran out of oink
Women bad! So they are in pain once ever 3-4 weeks.
I was gonna finish it, I swear, but then I saw the Austrian guy carrying a pineapple.
We call it, The Aristocrats!
We have a winner.
I miss him. The whole story of why he even went into that routine has been scrubbed from film but it’s so legendary
Better Nate than lever
Best joke ever if you can actualky tell it!
Still remember the time my dad called me demanding 40 minutes of his life back
Quick reader, that man
A stick.
What’s long, brown, and sticky?
Whenever my 8 year old tries this joke out on me (about three times a year) I have to pause and force myself not to respond with “my poop”
Grass ; i lied about the wheels
What’s brown and sticky?
A pink slipper
One baby nailed to ten trees.
The Pope looks up and says, “You fuckers are my kind of people.”
Sits back, lights a cigarette and says “you know, you cunts are alright”
And the penguin says, “Nah, that’s just ice cream.”
To get to the other side
You don’t understand. This was actually the first joke, so while it may not be funny to us, it was hilarious to the people who first heard it, and all other humor ultimately derived from this one joke
Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife
I suspect that jokes are older than roads.
I’m gonna need a source on that
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.
Rare considered response.
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
Orange you glad
