Mr Mistoffelees

Achilles, because he looks like he is wearing one of those ancient Greek helmets.

Magnus

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Grrr. Why isn’t Morse Code one of the language dropdown options?

Oreo

Gazpacho

Anthony

Hank

Taco Cat! It’s a palindrome!

Odoaker or Geiserich
Bring back names of the kings that brought down the empty husk of the Roman Empire.

Crusader

Caspian. I had a cat named Caspian a long while back. He was solid black, but yours has an expression that reminds me of him. He was amazing.

Rex

Dis Oreo. Hi, Oreo!

(If he becomes a chonk as an adult, feel free to substitute Double Stuff)

greg