It’s a show about how Darth Vader falls in love again with pod racing, but the emperor doesn’t allow him to compete, so he competes as a costumed racer called Racer X.
This sounds like something that would be outsourced to an anime studio and it would have a really bad sounding official synopsis but it would turn out to be better than it has any right to be
look in the last ten minutes i’ve dreamed up four different ridiculous scenarios we could make Darth Vader/Anakin slashfics out of i don’t care which we do as long as the monkey is named Glup Shitto.
Anakin: pod racer X
It’s a show about how Darth Vader falls in love again with pod racing, but the emperor doesn’t allow him to compete, so he competes as a costumed racer called Racer X.
Edit: He has a monkey.
I was a bit skeptical until the edit. I’m in. Give this man 80 million dollars.
This sounds like something that would be outsourced to an anime studio and it would have a really bad sounding official synopsis but it would turn out to be better than it has any right to be
Let’s add “extreme” to the title then: Anakin: Extreme Pod Racer X
I might be willing to support this project as long as he hates sand people even more than in the prequels
The sand people stopped participating when a new guy “Racer V” went off the tracks killing them all. It took weeks to clean up.
Its a shame Racer V disappeared before Racer X appeared, their races would have been legendary.
I was going to suggest Darth Vader in purgatory pod-racing all the children he killed into heaven.
I like this idea.
look in the last ten minutes i’ve dreamed up four different ridiculous scenarios we could make Darth Vader/Anakin slashfics out of i don’t care which we do as long as the monkey is named Glup Shitto.
Sold.