maybe circle the overlaid punchline in red next time so I don’t miss the joke
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Grass@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What song lyrics did you mishear that completely changed the meaning of the song?
3·2 days agoI could never make out the other lyrics either but that is the song
Grass@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What song lyrics did you mishear that completely changed the meaning of the song?
4·2 days agoWhen I worked at a grocery store I always heard ‘I hope you dance’ as ‘I want you dead’. The pa speakers were kinda shit and when the song eventually came up on radio on the drive home I was like “ooooooohhh!” out loud in the car by myself because I was wondering what it could possibly be since it was obviously not what I heard it as.
Grass@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Science@lemmy.world•Are Aerosols a viable option to fight global warming?English
1·3 days agoThe plaque lists their misdeeds. They will be displayed in the memorial of mankind’s greatest sins. idk about resin though, I’ve seen enough resin hotdogs and pumpkins…
Grass@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Georgia Poised to Elect Its First Black Democratic Socialist
10·3 days agonot murican but I’d vote for him just because he seems cool. Even if he didn’t seem cool I’d still vote for him because the republican candidates would all rape your children the moment you look away then shoot your dog when you look back and shoot your visible minority neighbour after that just for an extra layer of distraction, then bill you for all of it.
its part of the great plot. make the bulk of the next generation literally useless and they become the new homeless druggies and those that barely scrape by are the working class that are too busy struggling to survive to fight back. Even with the small number of current adults actually willing to fight back its not small enough for them to feel comfortable.
Grass@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Linus Torvalds says AI has made 'huge' Linux kernel updates the new normalEnglish
181·3 days agobecause people with an agenda are seeing:
- linux people hate ai
- top linux guy doesn’t hate ai
then try to combine those while leaving out the specific details so people come to their own conclusions based on emotional reaction in the hopes that linux users will turn away from linux or even change their views on ai the same way maga fucks change their views on epstein
or maybe its just an every day well intentioned headline like everything else
yeah but I’ll take it over a wired set where one has to have the cord wrapped around my ear in a specific way for sound to come out.
except no because a good enough replacement set was like 20 bucks and high end ones have always had and still do have removable cables.
Grass@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Science@lemmy.world•Are Aerosols a viable option to fight global warming?English
3·3 days agocomposting all billionaires is the one and only solution
Grass@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Give me your best 3 song playlist for waking up my teenager for school.
6·3 days agomake your own song entirely out of gen alpha memes and slang that you don’t even understand and make it as wrong as possible
followed by “I never talked to anyone about that” or similar
they put all the hair stat points into fart silencing brush
I used to want to build one,or at least the mechanism for coaxial counter rotation
Nah, both are ‘oh neat’ until they move then it’s “omfg aaaaaaaaahhhhhhj”
Grass@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which public figure most closely shares your views?
2·8 days agoThanos but instead of half the population its just the billionaires, and the snap is automated to occur every time a new billionare is spawned.
Grass@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft never learns, IT admins rage as a new OneDrive app invades Windows 11 and keeps coming back when you remove itEnglish
10·10 days agoI want to switch but I just can’t give up winrar free trial
I love how it’s always ‘nasa lies’ with these people, ignoring ancient greece entirely. Also weirdly hand waving the planets we can see with a few pieces of glass…
Grass@sh.itjust.worksto
CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.works•if the effort is mutual, love can last a lifetimeEnglish
1·13 days agoI too water my parasitic rose girlfriend, and she waters my parsitic fern self in return.







is that a puzzle of the MAN meme?