the ducks in the park are not free!
Literally 1984
It doesn’t say 5pm today though, so you can just borrow them indefinitely.
Well, until 5 PM
We need more duck libraries like these.
Too late, they’re my ducks now and we’re gonna do drugs together.
You mean snorting quack?
I thought quack was usually smoked and duckaine snorted, but I’m not an expert
They’re freebeaking it.
Hooookay bedtime.
Until 5 PM
Yoink!
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Unrelated: how to pick up a duck.
Uh, that was very related.
Huh!
Why would someone want to borrow a duck?
They’re good listeners.
I heard they’re not all they’re quacked up to be.
Would you like to upgrade to Duck Premium without ads?
Question…
Answer.
Counter question.
Gasp
Point conceded.
I really need someone to cross out the 5pm and replace it with 8pm to really capture that local government feeling.
Also needs a link to a dead page on some government site.
That sign is quackers!
But, you can take a duck. Just temporarily.
That enough for me!
Borrow? Like a book? When is the return date, what’s the late/lost fee?
Return date: 5pm
Lost fee: 1 duck per duck
Bill me later.
No harm, no fowl
Do we know the story behind this, this has to be some type of like petting zoo kind of thing, because even the most docile Ducks fed by people everyday won’t let you just grab them. My dog loves to make him scatter.
I don’t know for sure, but I strongly suspect this is the work of that artist who always posts weird public signs.
I saw a really funny one in Florida I think about telling people not to feed the alligators psychedelics.
Why? What happens?
You’d have to ask the alligator.
