A “real” IQ test also scores you on different types of skills, or at least the one I was given to take did. I ended up above average on things such as math and logic skills while scoring below average on language skills, which, knowing me sounds about right.

Vaffancoulo is a good one too

Cancer is very much a controversial one depending on who you’re with

I work in an Italian kitchen. Frustration is pretty common among the chefs, but when I hear a porco dio flying around I know they’re pissed off as fuck

> Have 0 cookies

> “Would you like a cookie?”

> “Yes”

> Have 1 cookie

> Don’t want it

Amateur hour. I start to spin around like a gyroscope the moment I set foot in the shower

Holy shit the comments ITT

Imagine not being able to negotiate internally

It’s not really a thing in English but in my native language there’s an informal and formal way to say “you”. Once I was in a store, and somebody’s kid was being a little too loud/annoying for the parents liking, and she told her to be quiet using the formal “you”. It really irked me the wrong way, like you said it was like she was talking to an employee, but it felt even worse cause I’ve never used the formal you to my actual employer and vice versa

I registered xx_n00bslayer420_xx just in case any of my grand kids are named that

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it? Well, it’s always the same. I always tell them–