OhStopYellingAtMe

Conan televised it.

Bills have been brought up several times to make district mapping non-partisan, and/or by 3rd party independent agencies. Usually Dems bring them up and republicans vote them down or sabotage them in any way they can.

My cat told me to tell you to fuck off.

Icy what you did there.

“Israel and/or Russia first”

Depends on the kid.

Will someone please help us remove him? Our people who are supposed to do it are too spineless to try.

I wish someone would shut him up.

I have a (non-TMNT-themed) pizza cutter with a handle which is like a traditional wheel cutter handle, but also splits down the center and becomes more like the two-handed “staff” one. It works very well, because it transfers the pressure on the blade from a forward 45° angle to straight-down 90°. Great for thick/hard crust.

The handle splits above the blade rather than at the center of the wheel, so there’s a bit more clearance. But still I wouldn’t say it’s an impractical design. As long as you have slim hands and keep it level.

It’s from an AI, comprised on a model based on trumps prolific posting past. trumpAI.

I didn’t just beat ‘em at chess, I rectum.

Intelligence and Wisdom are two separate stats.

How I met your mother.

My son is 9 and knows more about Toyotas (and other JDM cars) than any 9 y.o. should know. Probably more than most Japanese car dealers would know.
Should I have him tested for the ‘tism?

What’s he got there?

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