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garth@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

I hate what the Internet has done to us

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I hate what the Internet has done to us

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garth@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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  • Karl@literature.cafe
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    I haven’t watched that video and I don’t want to. But my inner demons won’t leave me alone. Posts like these are inspiring me to watch the video.

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      why though, if anything it should do the opposite, the ape did not seem better off, learn from the ape!

    • Herding Llamas@lemmy.world
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      Don’t.

    • phar@lemmy.world
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      Do

    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • NepGinger@lemy.nl
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    Why would you make me think about that video. It is supposed to be neatly tucked away where it doesn’t haunt my dreams.

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    Original for anyone else curious

    • dingus@lemmy.world
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      I don’t get this one

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        i know the video the monkey saw. he saw naked ankles surrounding a center framed glass jar, then a lot of blood

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          Ah yeah that is what is happening in the OP. But I don’t understand the Stewie Griffin one.

          • WraithGear@lemmy.world
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            oh sorry, the picture didn’t load and i didn’t notice.

            i guess family guy is just that terrible

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      This isn’t even funny.

      • rbesfe@lemmy.ca
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        Stewie Griffin Family Guy

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      So the shitting video, male version?

      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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        No, that would be a marked improvement over the reality

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        Much much worse. He sits down on the jar. Then keeps going. About halfway in, the tension breaks the jar and he begins pulling broken glass out of his ass.

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        • chunes@lemmy.world
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          what the fuck

          • village604@adultswim.fan
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            Don’t read his interview about it. It’s somehow more disturbing than the video.

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              My headcannon is that it’s fake and you will not be contradicting that cannon, thankyouverymuch

            • ZMoney@lemmy.world
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              No link?

              • Herding Llamas@lemmy.world
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                Don’t. Just don’t. Trust me there are things you can’t unsee.

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          That hurts merely reading it.

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        He poops out glass and blood, so kinda?

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    Huh?

    • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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      It’s a reference to a video that will jar you for life.

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        No thank you. I think we should keep a lid on that one.

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          Ironically, a lid and something like water in the jar probably wouldve stopped the catastrophe. Maybe it was intentional, i dont really want to know.

        • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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          Yeah, I made the mistake of watching it, and it broke something inside me.

      • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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        Yeah it’s from the dark early days of the web. Up there with the bathtub one.

        • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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          let’s not forget 2 girls 1 cup.

          • Art3mis@lemmy.world
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            …no, let’s

        • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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          And the Dagestan beheading video.

    • bridgeburner@lemmy.world
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      Baseball

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W2LJ3ZCHQA

      It’s a YouTube video about the subject, not the actual video.

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        TL;DW

        Title

        A man shoved a glass jar in his butthole and broke it

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    oh no

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    Oh no… I understood it the second time I saw it.

    • brambc@lemmy.world
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      We, as whole, have been judged.

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        And as a hole

        • brambc@lemmy.world
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          I thank for taking my well laid out bait! +1

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    Would this be animal abuse?

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    cronch

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