These forecourts are far away

Ok, gooner

Stop going on r/relationshopadvice

That sub has been incredibly toxic for years, probably since its creation

They might like De La Soul

Love different coloured food wigs with my chips

This is satansmaggotycumfart

Donate it to your local indoor climbing wall

Yes, obviously.

You need to stop aging for a year so they can catch up

It’s been the 7th for 7.5 hours now, what’s he waiting for?!

Just like saying the entire human race are assholes because of you?

The bible was based off The Life of Brian though

Do you happen to also love DIY?

Lidl, or rather Parkside have released power tool pizza cutters

At least he abides by the phrase

“Water under the bridge”

He’s still cut up over something that happened over a decade ago?

Probably thought it was sleepy Joe Bison

I’ll take that as a yes

Thought as much

It’s real.

Loads of places are reporting it

Is this PixelNomad’s alt account?