Bad news, I don’t think it’s mild cheddar anymore
When a friend’s parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.
He found tartar sauce that could vote
Strange that it had the sentience to accomplish that.
It doesn’t have sentience, it votes Republican
That is the most Wisconsin thing I’ve ever seen.
Side note and please don’t take offense: FTP
Lol we’re no fans of the packers either. Iirc it was a joke gift for when my grandparents moved to their current house
Still more cultured than the US.
~pls ignore, this is just rage bait. Have a nice day.~
If the wax seal has never been broken and it’s been kept in a cool pantry or cellar, I’d 100% eat it.
If you cannot verify either: chuck it.
As best as I can tell, the wax is still has no cracks and it’s been stored in the beer fridge this entire time
Open gently, place on a freezer cooled plate and let it breathe for an hour… carve and enjoy.
