Larruping is a perfect cromulent word.
transitive verb:
- To beat, flog, or thrash.
- To beat or flog soundly.
TIL!
I feel embiggened.
Yes, larruping. Obviously.
See, that’s what sold me. So many playing cards get this part wrong.
Do you enjoy kacakaca?

Can’t get enough of the stuff.
Hey I think we have the same picture. Unless I’m confusing a different account, but I have certainly used that picture somewhere.
Oh, so I guess all potatoes look alike to you!?
I actually only changed it recently by Googling “potato” and clicking the first, best potato I saw. So you’re surely right.
Hey, they’re the same variety!
And obviously not the same exact potato, although I have that one on my laptop. And similar on my desktop. And my reddit profile is a different but also similar potato.
I’m just a big fan of potatoes.
Something about the paragraph sense always has me coming back
“flatness and folder-proof”. Is literally bent in the picture.
yes, but you will sure as hell not be able to put it in a folder
Ah, damn it, you are right. I’ve been bamboozled.
Made in Chirmany
“Chirmany” just sounds like “Germany” said with a German accent. So it’s like, even more German. Cherman.
yes I know they say Deutschland no one needs to say it
Don’t Germans say Deutschland, though?
Ja, aber zometymes we zpeik forren längwedge
I’d argue that “Chirmany” sounds like a person from New Zealand talking about Germany
I think they call it Deutschland in German.

Larruping is the new gooning
I love Chinglish and this is a great example.
For those that might not know, engrish.com still exists.
Many class hours wasted in high school on this site. ratemypoo.com was also incredible to 15 yr old me.
wow. a ratemypoo drop in 2026
I don’t understand the word they’re even going for.
That’s where they gave up pretending to know English.
Honestly, I wonder how well they fan… with a description like that, I expect great things on par with artisan cardistry decks

うんち
It’s the worldly best and you know it
My favorite Chinglish example is on a brand of earbuds that I use every day. They’re actually great.
BELIEF
LETMUSICBURN
OPPOTY
NEVERGIVEUP
ANNOTATION
MUSIC AND DRIAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/headphones/comments/hfjpnh/oppoty/
I need that on a t-shirt.
FWIW Blon BL03 punches well above its weight class
I have the BL-A8 Prometheus, but I’ve heard good things about the BL03s.
The trusty BLONs













