In before PugJesus drops a ten thousand pound knowledge bomb.
All I can give for this one is that it’s about the Roman city Pompeii, which was famously buried after a volcanic eruption!
The poor cabbage merchant is from the cartoon Avatar: The Last Airbender, who always ends up getting his cabbages ruined by the chaos which follows the protagonists around. Wrong place, wrong time, once again. 😔
That “poor cabbage merchant” did alright for himself despite it all, considering that
spoiler
Cabbage Corp had become a major manufacturing conglomerate by the time of The Legend of Korra.
Which also means we know he escaped Pompeii due to plot armor, by the way.
Pliny the Elder nobly rescued him at the cost of his own life🙏
Maybe all the farts from the cabbage eaters angered mount Vesuvius
If you think that smelled bad, look at how Roman fish sauce was made.
actually you know what I’m on the volcano’s side now
I do love a good roasted cabbage. I wonder what a good lava-roasted cabbage would taste like
Charcoal, probably.
there’s this place in hawaii that does lava cooked pizza.
i know what lava is made of i really don’t recommend eating something cooked over it or near its gasses.
Garum mentioned, let’s gooooo
And hookers. Don’t forget the hookers
and the blackjack
And Florida is known for oranges.
