What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.

Lmao I’ll bite. Where is the gif from and why do you know what they’re talking about?

It also worked as a no explanation necessary gif, but now I’m curious.

Ah

I do like that idea. And yeah, it would be better, I just don’t know how much better. You don’t see new oil companies popping up, media companies, etc.

I feel like this is just the end result of capitalism and it’s always going to be. You can’t just take take take take take and expect everything to continue to work.

Where

I mean, would two tickmasters really be better than one? We have a shit load of captive industries that have like “8 companies” and they just collude to fuck us.

The onion is getting paid to sit on ass actually lol life is writing its own satire

Well that’s just plain hilarious. Well done

My brother in Christ, 11 cats is far too much of the right amount of cats to have.

You fancy yourself a wrassler, huh?

I bet you couldn’t even wrassle a whole cow

Out of a slightly larger cannon

Everyone else is saying child rape needs to stop.

Quite literally the worst negotiator in history. Fucking wild

HeS BoSnesSmAn

Don’t ever forget the motherfuckers who voted for this.

But what about our other neighbors boat? I have an insatiable need to feel like I’m better than anyone else, and I don’t know how to express it without inflicting mass amounts of suffering and evil on tons of people.

I don’t think you understand. I want my boat to be bigger than your boat.

Tune in tomorrow to see him completely fuck that up too

Lmao I’m aware

Excited for this though, it’s always a little wonky trying to figure out how to mod certain things

This is literally the onion

I played the absolute fuck outta Lumines back then

It seems like they’re more uncomfortable about “empathy and social interactions” things.

We’ve seen time and time again that they have no issue with hooking up on Grindr, jerking it to trans porn, or crossdressing.

Their issues are with honesty, integrity, empathizing with others, and being decent human beings. They’re proud of it too which is absolutely batshit insane.