AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

Putin’s an evil asshole. But he’s not a dumb evil asshole. I’d put Russia slightly over the US. I see them as a threat, but at least it’s a threat with which you may be able to reason.

Presses (X) furiously.

They are gonnna rig the elections. It’s pretty clear. But that will only happen if they have elections in the first place; something far from granted.

If that Rutte asshole decides to send us in a war with Iran just because his buddy Pedohitler says so, he’s gonna suffer a tragic incident in less than a day of saying the words. I can’t see anyone in the alliance willing to go on a war of agression against Iran just because the octogenarian toddler wants help.

Wanna place a bet on polymarket that he tries to overtake Greenland in the next days to try and distract from the embarrassment of Iran?

China’s not perfect and they do a lot of shit. But at least they are not ruled by a spoiled octogenarian brat that throws hissy fits on its free time during its workdays consisting on market rigging to earn more money and raping kids.

So yeah, of course we see that shithole as a more dangerous threat. At least you can talk with China.

Because it should have been “but most importantly: he longnec”

It’s not “defend” it’s “PROTEC”! Goddammit! Learn your memes properly! This was just one word away from perfection! SMH my head…

Its-a-mee, Roberto!

There will be maybe 3 people, 4 max, remaining after the de-nazification.

Not that I disagree with it, tho. Just pointing out that you’ll need a cheap and efficient method to do it.

Worst case, we suffer a nuclear war, nuclear winter and we’ll be lucky if anything survives.

Why are you so cynical? Surely he still hasn’t been impeached… this week.

You had one candidate that was Hitler in orange. He said it, he had a nazism instruction book that he said he would be doing if he won.

The other candidate could have been a dog for what’s worth AND SHOULD HAVE WON BY LANDSLIDE.

Yet, this wasn’t the case. He might have rigged the elections, fuck… he surely rigged the elections… But if your country worked, he should have needed to rig them so badly that the scandal could have seen from anywhere. And, if even then, he declared victory, you should have done a real 6th jan to remove him.

Nah, it’s worse. Every voter that didn’t vote in those elections just said: “I’m ok with both candidates”. They have decided that choosing Harris or PedoHitler was the same thing. Is not that she wasn’t “good enough”, it’s that they said she was AS GOOD AS PEDOHITLER.

I’m more concerned about the rest of the world having to deal with the consequences of moronic republican decisions.

This is the worst part of it. I didn’t vote for that moronic child fucker. I can’t even vote in that shithole because I don’t live there. Yet, I’m getting fucked, and roughly, because of them.

But hey, ‘don’t go “all americans” because some of them didn’t vote for him’. Well fuck you! You didn’t vote for him, but what about us? Getting screwed by someone who’s not even in our continent just because he fucked kids and don’t want to go to jail for it?

I was raised christian (I’m doing better now, thank you) and everyone knows the tale of what happened at Easter: An american gravy seal team went with a black hawk to Jerusalem and liberated Jesus from the cruel muslims.

We probably need both. I’m not expecting anything good from the couchfucker.

And yet, he only won by a fraction, not a landslide. However, it remains true that a good 30% of the country couldn’t be bothered to vote. If only a portion of that 30% decided that maybe Harris was a slightly better president, we wouldn’t be here today.

~60% of the country either voted for him or couldn’t be arsed to vote at all, declaring with their non-vote that both candidates were equally valid.

Sorry mate but… it’s the US. It’s not just a minority of people. It’s the fucking president and administration of the United States of America.

If he was just a republican traitor and not the president of the country, he wouldn’t be threatening with nuking a country.

This is the best case scenario. We’re right now at a point where this is the desirable outcome of his words. THIS.

The US have utterly fucked this world in about a year…