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arrow-up1466arrow-down1external-linkOhio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered.www.fire.orgdantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square96linkfedilink
minus-squareLazyOldPervert@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoSo uhh… Is it ya know… Big?
minus-squareTrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoFiona being cursed to turn into an ogre at night was a blessing in disguise.
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down4·3 days agoI want a big fat fucking ogre gunt pussy in my face right now, I want to munch on that shit like I’m doing the upholstery on the piece until straight-ass suffocated dead, blue in the face. That would make my life, I think.
minus-squareGoldmage263@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoWhy do you think he wears pants instead of a loincloth?
minus-squareLazyOldPervert@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoWhy you assuming I don’t?
So uhh… Is it ya know… Big?
Fiona being cursed to turn into an ogre at night was a blessing in disguise.
I want a big fat fucking ogre gunt pussy in my face right now, I want to munch on that shit like I’m doing the upholstery on the piece until straight-ass suffocated dead, blue in the face. That would make my life, I think.
Why do you think he wears pants instead of a loincloth?
Why you assuming I don’t?