Can your girlfriend defile me in my sleep. We’ll sign a contract beforehand, obviously
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I just suffered childhood trauma involving my narcissistic father always knowing what floortile of the kitchen I was standing on.
Listen, thst dog ain’t assing anything except a boot in the face. The average mall ninja has a machete that will corportulate that furry fuck in 1.87 seconds, flat. Even sound, because there are Buddhas who are fucking on your coffee table at .1 picometers and they WILL make a noise when they want to teach you how to perceive n undo the karmic fetters that bind one to the existence-illusion complex, obviously.
When i’m turdating in my bed I sure scare myself when I make a noise the house is physically incapable of producing
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Technology@lemmy.world•Stanford scientists regrow lost cartilage and reverse arthritis in major breakthroughEnglish
1·20 hours agoA person only has one cartilage once you get rid of all the useless junk like a skeleton and heart and brain.
I take full responsibility for assaulting my life partner, but therein, I am not the cause. I am schizoaffective n autistic and I have meltdowns that my narcissistic life partner goads out of me by manipulating and lying me out of compassion, and I say that knowing narcissists attract each other, especially those of us who work with the CIA. It’s complicated, but he’s healing me as the only way to rise out of my anger is to be given chances to resist it. He is a skilled Buddhist, obviously. I just dabble in the occult.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Nintendo reportedly has “zero chance” against current Palworld after major lawsuit change it is now targeting older versions of the game insteadEnglish
4·20 hours agoTell me about pink kryptonite
I tell people that I told my ROTC cadre that my nonexistent sister got me pregnant and that’s why I stare at goats now, which is a fancy way to say I do counterintelligence, and everyone disappears from my perspective.
That’s English, you inliterate
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Work Reform@lemmy.world•Instead we got a trillion dollar man
9·22 hours agoMore than free college: education. Everyone has a piece of the puzzle. By sharing your knowledge and wisdom skillfully, you help eliminate poverty and crime. Certainly, the system should be fixed, but we all need to help the lowest among us the ways we can. We cannot offload responsibility to this agency, this person, this state. The individual is the source of will in reality, and thus where good will is born.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Stanford scientists regrow lost cartilage and reverse arthritis in major breakthroughEnglish
7·22 hours agoJust take some from someone. Jeez, the learned helplessness of some people…
What about those people that realize how big of a game is being played to get them kids who would sit there and play video games and eat Cheetos twelve hours a day to get tf up outta their crusty battlestation and go be useful members of society.
A fisher of fish; catches fish and serves himself.
A fisher of men; catches people and serves society.
Jesus turned water to wine. He fixed the broken so they could do something of benefit to society.
Our culture is engineered.
We needed a big bad for the last twelve years, cuz your ass would be apathetic as fuck with your TOYS you masturbate your life away with, still, despite the biggest caricature of the devil we could put in front of a screen.
Dopamine is a bitch, ain’t it?
I just poop and then I weigh less. And then I eat it again and I weigh the same.
No a band is a thing with a lot of fans that can cross borders with near-impunity that plays a vital role in our police state.
A “pot head” is a festival cop, to contrast a “crackhead” who is that “homeless” guy on the light rail mouthing off and doing fetty that never gets arrested.
If you’re taking classes on systems, I want to know your take on this vestigial mode of attention coordination we have in our cognition that I experienced one time. The person that wrote this article is a friend who explained much, but he disappeared. I think he still lurks places, but I want to learn more about what I experienced:
While I agree with the sentiment of this post, homelessness was one of the best things that ever happened to me. Certainly, people suffer unimaginable things, even to me as I only saw a slice of homelessness over four years in four cities. But, there are many people who benefit from homelessness and actively enjoy it. For me, it cured me of my entitlement and made me a better person that I otherwise could not have done. My purpose to making this comment is to remind people that homeless people are human beings. They’re not stray dogs. They have as rich of a story as you, and perhaps even a better one. Don’t JUST be kind. Be empathetic and try to understand the people this meme casts in a single light
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Finding a new favorite food [Jake Likes Onions
11·2 days agoMy fetish











Tf is a “joke?”
You kids get into some weird shit, I tell ya