They were gone this morning. I wonder what ate them.
They were gone
The bread AND the stoop?
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The bread ran away with the stoop.
I thought this was a dad_jokes post and was looking for the pun. Still, good job, appropriate community for this.
A few weeks ago I say a hedgehog in my garden at night. I threw a piece of bread at it. The bread was still there the next morning. Ungratefull little piece of shit felt too good for my leftovers!
Hedgehogs get almost no nutrition from bread, so will only eat it when they absolutely have to.
They prefer creepy crawlies etc. If you want to feed them then some meal worms are good for them. And cheap too.Calci worms are better for them, meal worms have a negative effect on their health, too much phosphorus and too little calcium, leading the hedgehog to draw calcium from its own skeleton
That’s a problem, because I also have chickens and they’re not keen on sharing.
The local cats would wander in to our garden just to steal our hedgehog food.
So I built a little tunnel type thing out of timber offcuts that is just right for the hedgehog but too small for the cats.
Katniss Everdeen
That would’ve been cool to catch on a game camera.
Follow the bread crumbs, Hansel.
I’m sorry, were you saving that?
No, it’s fine
NOW were talking dull!
spectacularly full, thank you. i hope it was a squirrel.
Probably a crow. Look for a bottlecap or a piece of tinfoil. That’s how they usually pay for their shit. /s
I give crows peanuts and they sometimes bury them to save them for later. Recently, I believe a crow buried a peanut for me in a planter at my house. It’s now growing into a peanut plant.
Imma say a bird.
