Well, no. Most of them really, ahem, care about children.
Most of them just can’t stop thinking about all those little girls and boys. It’s when they get to about 13 that most of them stop caring.
Not all, though, just most. Some like the ‘old hags’ of 13 to 15 year olds.
Bleach…you mean the stuff that should be injected in people’s veins to get rid of covid, that stuff?
Man, bleach is just wondrous stuff. Is there nothing it cannot do!!!
A total Thomas Tanker?
That’s what that is?
I thought it was a ‘Straight or Gay’ switch!! Brb, I’m off to do some evil stuff. Muhahahaha!!
…
Ow, you lied. And my arse is really sore!
(J/k. I’ll use any excuse to do butt stuff, or get railed.)
Me: repairing the roof before it pisses it down, but despairing at things not going my way.
The wife: “You’re tired. Leave it until tomorrow.”
Me trying not to be sarcastic or angry: “It’s goingggg to pisssss it down. It needs to be fixed today.”
Wife: “Yeah, you are tired”
Me internally: BOOM
I know when I am tired. 98 times out of a 100 I’m the one who calls it quits when I’ve had enough.
Continually stating the obvious when I’m pissed off AND tired doesn’t make the things that need to be finished magically go better. It just pisses me off even more.
Three sea shells? They seem difficult to understand…
Remember Harambe!!!
Do we really want what happened to the timeline when Harambe was fucked with to happen again? Would it make things worse? Or would it get us back on track?
Did someone say pants shitting?
I do the best shitting of pants, tremendous. Big men come up to me with tears in their eyes -from the stench- and they say “sir,” they all call me sir, they say, “sir, that’s the best pants shitting I’ve ever smelt. The sound is like a volcano erupting. Please, do it again”.
Some people say that they’ve never seen pants being shit on so vigorously. Yet it’s something I do multiple times a day!!
Too weak…
This is not dull. Angry upvote!!
Whenever I see Stephen Merchant in any film or TV show I automatically think of portal 2.
I have a bitchen. It’s a bathroom kitchen toilet combo.
The bed comes down from the roof on a pulley system so, yep, I’m quite posh.
This is how the AI overlords first take control!!
Fucks sake, don’t be stupid. They were obviously trained!
They don’t just let untrained dogs or horses on movie sets, so why would they let any untrained tyrannosaurus rex to just wander about?
Think about things the next time you want to comment, THINK!!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR PIZZA!!
How? How the fuck can anyone listen to this cunt and think “yep, this is the guy who should be president!”
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I quarter filled my diesel car up with petrol before realising what I was doing. I just stopped, said shit a lot, then changed to the diesel nozzle, and filled it up to the brim.
Then rang my workmate and told him I may breakdown on the way to work so be ready, but there were no issues.
I took the car for a long drive after work then topped it up again. Kept on doing that everyday and I never had any issues at all.
I kept that car for about another 3 years before getting rid.
I’m a cynical bastard who hates that fat orange child raping corrupt disgusting blob of gonorrhoea to my very core and my first thoughts were this is one of two things.
Either corruption. Such as: “why give this money to those poor people when I can have it, I’ll funnel it through numerous companies. Plus with that new ruling about me and my family not being investigated by the tax people then there’s no way anyone will do anything about it”
Or a scare tactic. “Vote for me in the midterms or lose your benefits. By the time this gets to the courts and reversed you’ll be starving or dead AND it’s obvious that no one will do fuck all to me for doing this to you”