I think I watched for 30 seconds. Who offers more?

It’s not the OS, only microsoft 365

Yeah, I haven’t seen any Rocky films. They don’t speak to me. I’m also not american and ir’s a very american film, I hear. I was born in 1990, so don’t consider myself particularly young. I think I’m on the median on Lemmy, but that’s conjecture

… I don’t get it

I’m sorry that’s how you had to find out that you were an unwanted pregnancy.

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.

Good bot XD

This is what tech innovation is made for. Stupid jokes.

A large Dutch supermarket chain is also currently suffering a cyber attack

Maybe because OP is the first man they meet that doesn’t treat women like sex objects

I never just get called on teams, they always ask “are you available for a quick call?” first.

It’s almost like Rowling is not the brilliant world builder that folks like Tolkien and Assimov are.

Missed opportunity :(

Wow, that’s a powerful one.

There many different kinds of plastic, many of which are perfectly safe to put in the microwave for a few minutes.

Oh no, once there’s an argument, you can’t delete the comment anymore. You’ve created something and it has taken root, you must own it. You don’t abort a child after it has been born, went to school, got a degree, married and had kids of its own, do you?

You do WHAT to pedestrians?!

Regery. I think I paid 3 or 4 euros for my .ru domain (it was for a joke)

Lol, that’s stupid. I haven’t sat in a traffic jam for 7 years or so. And back than, I was getting payed hourly to sit there, so I didn’t mind as much. Can’t imagine sitting in traffic for so ling just to get to the office evry day.

More like 10 million. Back to the stone age!