I’m renaming trump to “worst president and dumbest motherfucker ever”
Well one of you has a good point the other an orange face.
his professor at wharton did a disservice by not failing him.
It’s still Gulf of Mexico, it’s still Lake Ontario, it’s still Department of Defense, and it’s still slop.
It’s always been the department of oligarchy.
Why does the Onion publish articles in the Verge nowadays?
Trump should keep going.
He should raname the Atlantic, the American Ocean…
Rename the moon Trump. Not Trumpworld, just Trump
Antarctica is now Cold America. We can’t expect Trump or MAGA to comprehend America Australis
Canada is now Canadian America even though it makes no sense. Greenland is now Green America even though it’s famously not Green at all, but glacial white.
I want to see if Google and Apple will still humor him, no matter how unhinged he gets. I want to see them shouting to the world how Trump is absolutely the best-dressed emperor in the world.
I want to see if Google and Apple will still humor him, no matter how unhinged he gets.
They will, yes.
Canada is now Canadian America even though it makes no sense.
It is the Canadian part of North America, so from that point of view it’s not technically wrong.
Tha arctic could be called “Trump ice”
Greenland is getting more green and Antarctica is getting less cold.
Greenland’s is probably the only type of greening he gets behind
‘The most uneducated buffoon in history stands at a podium, bloated with self-importance, lips pursed like a carnival barker ready to sell turd milk to the unsuspecting. He grins a grotesque smirk stretched across his face as he scrawls his name onto a hollow decree, a sham celebration of the dismantling of knowledge itself. The Department of Education falls, not with a bang, but with wheezing verbs, suffocated under the weight of his own staggering ignorance. Surrounding him are the usual suspects: cowards in expensive suits, servile sycophants clapping like trained seals, and racist opportunistic ghouls picking clean the bones of democracy. Liars, fools, and thieves all parasites fattening themselves on the hardships of the many. They stand in rigid formation, dead-eyed and soulless, their allegiance sworn not to country, not to principle, but to power, and the dark, festering rot that clings to it. And there he is the convicted wrong, the living embodiment of septic tank spew, his voice a noxious fog of grift and grievance. He lectures the world on right and wrong, irony clawing at the walls, desperate to escape the grotesque theatre of his moral void. The stomach turns, the air curdles, and for a moment, history itself recoils watching, in horror, as the great American experiment teeters on the precipice, led by a man who couldn’t spell “precipice” if his life depended on it.’
This was too good of a read, do you write books? 😭
Thank you. No, I do not write books but read many!
Could you share any recommendations with me?
From the man with a complete lack of intelligence.
hes filled with russian bloatware.
You mean Israeli?
Por que no los dos
A donkey has more intelligence than Don the Con.
Don Snoreleone
nottheonion is leaking again…
well the orange is leaking, rotting onion smell.
Has there ever been a headline that starts with “Trump says” and the rest of the sentence is just normal? Does he ever just do normal?
No. He’s a narcissist so his “juice” is fighting over what he said.
Google and Apple soon to follow, I’m sure, like the good little lickspittles they are.
Nice, now the US can’t lose the AI race against China because they’re developing another thing now — super intelligence…
AI is developing extremely quickly. In another 2-5 years, they’re going to invent a computer that can tell you to flip over a cup to drink from it.
and it will tell you why there are 2 R’s in strawberry. We’re just too stupid to understand.
… But there are three…
“Ah, I see, so it’s one of those reversible designs!”
Super intelligence indeed!
Have you ever seen Trump drinking. It’s all a matter of perspective
I’m renaming AI to ‘virtual intelligence’
CW: contains Spotify link
I prefer to call it virtual insanity myself
Pirating is ethical, spotify is not!
The already bullshit concept of an “AI” super intelligence had a definition. This renaming is completely nonsensical and nullifies the original meaning.
Dumbass thinks a rebrand is going to help.
he would name it trumplandia, or trumpoline.
Trumpbopaline!
“Stable genius” would be more apt because the exponential benchmark growth period appears to be over and the term has an ironic meaning from Trump’s own usage that very much applies to LLMs.
