Help the horny posters got to me
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The “expanding brain” meme:
Small brain: watching porn
Normal brain: reading guides online
Big brain: being in a relationship
Enlightened brain: (a picture of the iconic ThinkPad trackpoint)
My skills were granted to me through the devine providence of the autism gods.
Presumably as some sort of sick joke as I’m basically incapable of talking to anyone I find sexuslly attractive.
People thought I was weird for using my tongue to move my mouse pointer, but who’s laughing now!
Idk about laughing, but I’m sure someone is making some kind of noises
How waterproof is your laptop?
thinkpads have legendary water resistance.
Xkcd is slowly becoming like The Simpsons, but for Lemmy.
Everywhere niche science or tech observation, “Xkcd did it” lol
Slowly? That was already a trend like 10 years ago. And since the number of xkcd strips only increased since then, it will happen more and more frequently.
“nipple mouse”
So far I call it trackpoint, but maybe I’ll try clit mouse.
Nipple mouse could get confused with the nipple keys.
I think ‘watching porn’ is the wrong answer to just about every question.
Pro tip - use the whole keyboard.
Use Keyboard for agility, play bass for endurance.
and switch to Jazz if you’re getting no feedback at all
I’ve lost my clit :(
Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it
My brother did me a favor by tearing that thing off.
