
My alt-text isn’t showing up and I spent too long on it to give it up so I’m putting it in a comment:
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A ten-panel comic strip from “Hark, A Vagrant!” by Kate Beaton. The first panel is a title card with the text ‘“OOH MISTER DARCY” A FAN FICTION’. The second panel is a shot of Mr. Darcy smouldering and saying “elizabeth I am home now”. The third panel is a wider frame of Mr Darcy with his shirt rippling open while he says “AND I am Looking so handsome and also my shirt opened?”. The fourth panel (starting the second strip) features an unnamed woman (presumably Elizabeth Bennet) swooning with her hands around her face, saying “OOOH MISTER DARCY ooh”. The fifth panel shows Mr Darcy taking Elizabeth in his arms; Elizabeth melts backward and says “Let’s DO IT” and Darcy responds simply, “Yes”. The sixth panel is a closeup of both their faces with the word “GAZE” between their locked eyes, with Mr. Darcy saying “AND I WILL Leave my cravat on”. The seventh panel begins the third strip of the comic and is a title card with the words “MEANWHILE IN A 20 MILE RADIUS OF THIS EVENT”. The eighth panel features a second unnamed woman in the throes of ecstacy with her bodice sproinging open, exclaiming “Mister darcy!”. At the top of the panel is the word “BODICES” and at the bottom, “RIPPING”. The ninth panel shows an unnamed man in the thoes of ecstacy, exclaiming “Mister darcy!”. At the top of the panel appear the words “MEN TURNING” and at the bottom, “GAY”. The tenth and final panel is a text card featuring in large font “IT WAS AMAZING” and below in smaller font, “the end”.
Uh. Forgive my obvious naïveté, but wouldn’t a drag king’s shirt falling open be … detrimental … to the suspension of disbelief?
Oh it’s pandemonium. My nipples can launch a thousand ships per minute. Each.
Ironic because my Drag name would be Tiddy Zout.


