Crack open a fine logger, so named for the healthy logs formed after you consume
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Never has a full story been told in so few characters
“THIS MOTHERFUCKER EATING BEANS!”
Aw shit, the beans are back in town
Friday night, they’ll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino’s Bar ‘n’ Grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
And if the beans want to fight, you better let ‘em
That jukebox in the corner blastin’ out my favorite song
The nights are getting warmer, it won’t be long
Won’t be long 'til the summer comes
Now that the beans are here againThey never left
The tesseract thing tried to take away our beans
slammin back a couple of cold beans with the bros on the weekends never gets old
“We’re cooked” said the background voice.
“You… want me to heat those up for you?”
Hrrn. Fine like this.
You’re locked in here with me!
blue penis
Banned! 😠
I’m on the beaneract list. 😔
But how will everyone know how awesome/lame I am because I was(n’t) on the banlist?
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