Everybody already knows that food lasts longer if not stored in direct sunlight. Tech bros are the only idiots that would try and pull something like this off.
We can only be thankful that it isn’t another train. They love to invent trains.
No we need to make more trains. You only invent them once.
But the tech bros like to talk about self-driving cars, the drive on special self-driving car roads, that are only for self-driving cars. Yeah that’s a train.
Let’s build self driving cars that go on special self driving roads that handle all the steering. To minimize fuel losses from friction while being long lasting, the wheels should be made of some kind of metal, and have a specialized shape to stay centered on the self driving road.
Heck, we could market this to trucking companies, with the low rolling resistance, they could hook a bunch of trailers together! Make some sort of a linked-cargo-hauler, that goes to special depots specifically for these extra long contraptions.
I’m so glad I alone thought of this breakthrough in transportation!
Unfortunately, Elon isn’t the only one. There’s been like a half dozen different times now that people have claimed to solve the self driving car issue by…putting cars on train tracks.
So trains, but worse in every way. Single occupancy, traffic congestion, motors on every pod, traditional rubber car tires, magnetic strips planted into a normal highway for computers to follow, etc. Every time, they’ve found a way to make trains but worse.
Tech bros invent cellars but worse.
This guy mustn’t be rich enough to reinvent trains but worse like the others.
I see Adam Something appear over the horizon at the mention of tech bros trying to reinvent trains :D
I hope they design their own fortresses and bunkers the same way.
Only $19.95 a month after setup fees.
I mean, additional insulation is good.
Not sure what else is “tech bro” here
Everybody already knows that food lasts longer if not stored in direct sunlight. Tech bros are the only idiots that would try and pull something like this off.
We can only be thankful that it isn’t another train. They love to invent trains.
Wait. Trains are great. Please invent more trains.
No we need to make more trains. You only invent them once.
But the tech bros like to talk about self-driving cars, the drive on special self-driving car roads, that are only for self-driving cars. Yeah that’s a train.
Let’s build self driving cars that go on special self driving roads that handle all the steering. To minimize fuel losses from friction while being long lasting, the wheels should be made of some kind of metal, and have a specialized shape to stay centered on the self driving road.
Heck, we could market this to trucking companies, with the low rolling resistance, they could hook a bunch of trailers together! Make some sort of a linked-cargo-hauler, that goes to special depots specifically for these extra long contraptions.
I’m so glad I alone thought of this breakthrough in transportation!
I’m the consumer. Therefore I am always right. And I require more trains to be invented. Do you not want my money, or what?
Those aren’t trains. I don’t give a shit if they want to use the word “invented” if it means we actually get trains.
Sure techbros. Be revolutionary. Invent the subway.
You’re missing the “but worse” part of the equation.
Yeah, I’m not counting Elon’s shit.
Unfortunately, Elon isn’t the only one. There’s been like a half dozen different times now that people have claimed to solve the self driving car issue by…putting cars on train tracks.
So trains, but worse in every way. Single occupancy, traffic congestion, motors on every pod, traditional rubber car tires, magnetic strips planted into a normal highway for computers to follow, etc. Every time, they’ve found a way to make trains but worse.
“apocalypse-proof” is pretty tech bro coded.
You people have lost all sense of reality.
You’re getting pretty worked up over a lighthearted and frivolous conversation.
I have them tagged as “Dumb ass AI Defender” so they must act like this all the time
What frontend do you use? I want to be able to tag dumbasses too!
I use Voyager. Its pretty nice, I never have any issues with it
Oh yeah, pointing out apocalypse and tech bro coded associations and writing a sentence is worked up 🤣👌👍🤡