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1 day ago“Senator, you’re a pedophile.”
“Well, maybe you are all pedophiles, too!”
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Cake day: July 22nd, 2026
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Social media doesn’t belong on social media for all I care. I think it’s time to just… Pull the plug and shut all the shit down.
Well Tate isn’t the best president in the Universe! They all say so. Some say even better. It used to be the best president in the Universe, it’s probably up to multiverse now. Some say it’s multiverse. They came up to me and they say, Mr. Best President in the Universe, how do you do it? I say I don’t know, I don’t know. That’s what they say.
I’m the consumer. Therefore I am always right. And I require more trains to be invented. Do you not want my money, or what?
It’s the material of the future.
Depends on the kind of apocalypse we’re talking I think!
Asteroid impact? Probably not.
Supervolcano eruption? Nope.
AI developing sentience and craving human flesh to satisfy its murderous urges? Not likely.
I love when capitalism loops back like that and rediscovers something it already was before they started adding shit to it to make it better and simpler and then just invent the original all over again and be like- I’m a genius.
I just dug myself a whole palace beneath the ground, in the sand right at the shoreline.
No diggety.
I dug a hole on a beach once. I wonder if it’s still there. I think about that hole sometimes.
Damn, I should call her.
Today’s geo engineered ice will last half an afternoon and it won’t even burn like normal ice.
They live in what now? You mean like, in a slum?
Put some hot coals, a bucket of water, and birch whisks in there and baby, you got a sauna going!
Look, DO you have cat breath? Because if you do, you know, maybe don’t eat cat food. If you don’t, then yeah, that’s fucked up she’d put you through that and fuck with your self esteem. I hope you and your family are doing better.
You don’t even want to know what happens to Wesley.
I am sorry that you are the victim of toxic femininity. It’s a pandemic almost. Please do know that it is a small subset of women and not all of them, don’t let the fringe psychos deter you from trying to find someone to love, she’s out there for you, there’s just a bunch of gnomes in the way. Just step over them, you’ll be fine.
Waaaay ahead of you buddy!