Ben Affleck has entered the chat.

Cocaine wasps fight the cocaine bear to see who gets a continuing franchise.

I ran an open smtp server for an experiment. Most of the email it got was more like probes than traditional spam.

A couple winters ago I was on a three lane highway, except several cars stopped to chain up in the god damn road blocking two of the lanes. In my Hyundai shit box I made it up the hill and stopped on the shoulder to put my chains on.

I feel like you don’t even know what enshittification is.

It’s an old meme

DVD+R are self rewinding, the DVD-R are not.

Jokes on you my mom never called my aunt Judith