erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 5 days agoI hurt myself todaysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1261arrow-down1imageI hurt myself todaysh.itjust.workserusuoyera@sh.itjust.works to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square70linkfedilinkfile-text
I did a stupid and want to say thanks to the NHS who patched me up. Ask me about the stupid, it’s pretty stupid.
minus-squareThe Velour Fog @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down2·4 days agoMy sweetest friend
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·4 days agoEveryone I know, goes away in the end.
minus-squareegrets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days ago Spoiler I normally hate crass jokes like this, but this was genuinely unexpected and perfectly placed. Johnny Cash had already sung “I will make you squirt” in my head before I even know what was happening. Bravo.
minus-squareoozynozh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoi hesitated to ruin the thread for one of my favorite songs right at the end but i just couldn’t stop myself
minus-squareItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoWhat a ride! That’s what she said.
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know, goes away in the end.
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you…
squirt
Spoiler
I normally hate crass jokes like this, but this was genuinely unexpected and perfectly placed. Johnny Cash had already sung “I will make you squirt” in my head before I even know what was happening. Bravo.
i hesitated to ruin the thread for one of my favorite songs right at the end but i just couldn’t stop myself
What a ride! That’s what she said.