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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

I hurt myself today

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I hurt myself today

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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

I did a stupid and want to say thanks to the NHS who patched me up. Ask me about the stupid, it’s pretty stupid.

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I normally hate crass jokes like this, but this was genuinely unexpected and perfectly placed. Johnny Cash had already sung “I will make you squirt” in my head before I even know what was happening. Bravo.
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  i hesitated to ruin the thread for one of my favorite songs right at the end but i just couldn’t stop myself

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