

Arguably an improvement over his usual “I just shit my pants” look


Arguably an improvement over his usual “I just shit my pants” look


Don’t forget to chew at least 100 times before swallowing! Improper chewing is the work of the devil, after all.


Maybe so, but I think it’s a big step in the right direction. People like Trump rely on unthinking loyalty. If someone is willing to ask questions and decide what’s right for themselves, I think they have a much better chance of finding the right path than someone who needs to hear from someone else what they should think.
He’s still young, and people don’t change overnight, so I’m far more willing to give him the benefit of the doubt than most other MAGA morons.


Yeah I was gonna say, I have total respect for him being 19. Everyone’s a dipshit when they’re a teenager. I’m not gonna blame someone for not understanding US politics while they’re still figuring out who they are as a person, and total respect for someone turning it around as they grow up.


Yeah, but 5¼" were floppy inside and out


To be fair, even though 5¼" floppies are arguably more deserving of the name, I feel like most people still think of the 3½" disks when they hear “floppy disk.”


Yeah it’s a real bummer. The ping to Mars is atrocious.
Yeah, that’s why I prefer cubic cows. They’re much easier to pack, too.


Y’know, with regards whether or not the strait is closed, I’d be more inclined to listen to the people pointing rockets at it.
As the old joke goes:
Do tech companies understand consent?
[Yes] [Ask again later]
They’re pizza cutters. Not sure if you’ve seen them before, but they’re metal disks with a sharp(ish) edge that spin freely. You use it by pressing it into the pizza then pushing forward so the disk rotates and cuts through the pizza. Not as easy or precise as using, say, a mezzaluna, but much more compact and easy to fit in a drawer. This is what a more typical design looks like:

America: fuck metric, unless you’re talking soda or bullets


Yeah, I don’t see Vance having the same pull, but then I thought it was a joke when Trump announced his bid for the presidency, so I don’t trust myself to understand what these people are thinking.


Oh nooo, we won’t be protected by the law they can’t be arsed to follow anyway? Whatever will I do when they surveil my encrypted VPN traffic?
Beans for supper is it, Hammond?
Hey, long as she’s enjoying it
The movie is Miss Congeniality. It’s about Sandra Bullock as an FBI agent going undercover at a beauty pageant. I’m not sure I’d call it a cultural touchstone, but from what I remember watching it years ago it’s pretty entertaining.