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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    A knuckle burger? Shouldn’t it be a knuckle sandwich?

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      I think burger might be a type of sandwich. I’m not nearly American enough to say it with any certainty tho.

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        It’s definitely a type of salad.

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          Burgers are clearly a canolli

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            But canolli are just a type of burrito

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              Burritos are just fancy corndogs from the Burro region of Mexico.

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                Once inhabited by the infamous road bandit, Pablo de Sandwich and his band of merry men.

        • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          AND a soup

          https://saladtheory.github.io/

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          That’s a falafel

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        Hamburgers are German.

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          I’m a bit more German than American, but still not enough.

    • Syndication@lemmy.today
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      This is just a handburger

    • reader@lemmy.zip
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      It’s called airpods.

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      You know you can make a sandwich with just about any kind of bread, right?

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        You mean I can make a sandwich using garlic bread?

        • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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          I certainly have

        • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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          Unless you’re a vampire.

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            Well, you can make one if you’re a vampire as well, but just once

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        But is a hot dog a sandwich?

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          It’s a taco

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            Ah… so tacos are sandwiches, too?

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              Sure, I’ve heard gyros called a sandwich and they’re just greek tacos.

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                And it’s even pronounced “hero” full circle!

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          Open face but yes.

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            It’s a submarine optimized for the streets

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      Why do you think is a burger? That bread looks more sandwich than burger to me

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      I don’t get the joke. Are burgers racist?

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        A knuckle sandwich is a euphamism for a punch.

        The commenter above joked that OP made a knuckle burger because they used a bun (bap/roll/barm/whatever they call it elsewhere) instead of the bread slices typical of a sandwich.

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    Guilty feet got no rhythm

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      classic lemmy, the self hating white reposting racism from the nazi owned twitter

      classic 😊

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    Can’t believe it’s 2026 and we still have racism.

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      Well, we have europe still, so yeah.

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        There’s a joke about how Asia is the final boss of racism.

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    Good thing I was already on the toilet because I cringed so hard, I shit. 10/10 shitpost

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      this is 100% what i picture lemmy to look like

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    Racism never recovered from this

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